tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post1116340353513425155..comments2024-01-08T04:33:27.543-05:00Comments on Bagwine Ruminations: December...It's For Sarcastic BastardsSchmoophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-20862680901541043752009-12-07T11:12:39.732-05:002009-12-07T11:12:39.732-05:00I'd love a Matt-Mann/Schmoop Christmas card to...I'd love a Matt-Mann/Schmoop Christmas card to adorn my bare walls!<br /><br />Sending the new addy via email!Danahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05427053242655177097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-50206919628563037812009-12-02T23:14:08.930-05:002009-12-02T23:14:08.930-05:00Metal: Mine be the same and I believe I still hav...Metal: Mine be the same and I believe I still have yours. Cheers!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-12425903492053798692009-12-02T16:28:14.686-05:002009-12-02T16:28:14.686-05:00Has your address changed? Mine hasn't. but I&#...Has your address changed? Mine hasn't. but I'll send it again since you asked nicely.metalmomhttp://dontwannahearit.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-70482659379922959972009-12-02T08:38:47.018-05:002009-12-02T08:38:47.018-05:00Bond: Didn't your address change? Cheers!!Bond: Didn't your address change? Cheers!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-64328363015277148452009-12-01T13:55:15.001-05:002009-12-01T13:55:15.001-05:00Wait? I have to ask for one every year?
We exchan...Wait? I have to ask for one every year?<br /><br />We exchanged cards last year..that means we will do so until the end of time...Vinny "Bond" Marinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07033455144526676371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-20500852572838162009-12-01T12:12:06.281-05:002009-12-01T12:12:06.281-05:00Dianne: Ha. Good One. The 7th, eh? I've ma...Dianne: Ha. Good One. The 7th, eh? I've made a mental note. You are getting a dirty phone call on that day. Be naked...just as I will be. Cheers Di!!<br /><br />Starr: I like the "oughts". When I hear somone say "ought", it reminds me of Jethro from The Beverly Hillbillies. Cheers Starr!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-33717226260628175662009-12-01T11:57:33.911-05:002009-12-01T11:57:33.911-05:00I am looking forward to New Years Day. Because we ...I am looking forward to New Years Day. Because we will finally be out of the oughts and into the teens year wise. When the third digit of the year rolls over to 1 I will be theeeeeese much close to getting fuck out of this state.Cinnamon Girl https://www.blogger.com/profile/06542122037324196279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-44416461296352823562009-12-01T11:51:06.675-05:002009-12-01T11:51:06.675-05:00I like to walk around WalMart humming "oh wha...I like to walk around WalMart humming "oh what friend we have in Satan" - it clears the express lane and I'm outta there in a flash<br /><br />Pearl Harbor Day is my birthday Matty - they're still trying to calculate which killed more menDiannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02946500110072411468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-31292291716630450062009-12-01T11:16:36.138-05:002009-12-01T11:16:36.138-05:00Four: If you were good even for one day, that is ...Four: If you were good even for one day, that is worth a case of Vodka, so consider it done. But, seriously, screw the Sherry, I'll bring some Wild Irish Rose and we'll go pick up some trollops in the pubs. Cheers FD!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-20761082085543149582009-12-01T10:50:37.616-05:002009-12-01T10:50:37.616-05:00Dear Santa Bagwine,
I have been a good chap all y...Dear Santa Bagwine,<br /><br />I have been a good chap all year....<br /><br />er....most of the year...er...<br /><br />....some of the year.....er...<br /><br />....a bit of the year.<br /><br />Well, yesterday actually.<br /><br />I would like a case of vodka for Christmas.<br /><br />In return I will leave out a mince pie and a glass of sherry for when you bring me my gift.<br /><br />Thank you Santa BagwineDILLIGAFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-14191896441245516172009-12-01T10:48:23.044-05:002009-12-01T10:48:23.044-05:00Jay: Hee Hee. You are a good person because as y...Jay: Hee Hee. You are a good person because as you said, some people would have no joy in their lives if they couldn't be pissed off about something. You are the embodiment of the Christmas Spirit. Cheers Jay!!<br /><br />Rat: You need not comment to me if you continue to type in, "pearl necklace." Mmmmmmm.<br /><br />This year? I am going to tell everyone, "Mele Kalikimaka". I bet hear from at least a few:<br /><br />"What? Are you one of them towel headed turrorists?" Cheers Rat!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-41018926959459845502009-12-01T10:42:30.158-05:002009-12-01T10:42:30.158-05:00Jay, here in Arizona, we actually hear "Feliz...Jay, here in Arizona, we actually hear "Feliz Navidad" a lot - I wouldn't even get a blink! Ha! All the signs in WalMart are bilingual and now we have the "Super Mercado" which is WalMart for the Hispanic masses. I loooove Mexican cuisine, though, so I'm glad to go there and pick up Juanita's Pozole con Pollo. Yum-My!<br /><br />Oh, wait, I'm supposed to comment to Matt-Man: Let the Winter Games Begin! <br /><br />Scott, pearl necklace... I think I've heard of that ;-ddesert rathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00209905749424442446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-33959050328478876842009-12-01T10:36:01.343-05:002009-12-01T10:36:01.343-05:00I always respond to the "Merry Christmas"...I always respond to the "Merry Christmas" people by saying "Feliz Navidad." I do this because it pisses them off, even though I'm saying Merry Christmas in Spanish. But, anything in Spanish pisses them off more than saying "Happy Holidays." <br /><br />Just doing my part to piss off people who love to be pissed off. ;-)Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17134850383532818765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-64367362848410459832009-12-01T10:11:57.022-05:002009-12-01T10:11:57.022-05:00Curious: That's a good way to observe it as w...Curious: That's a good way to observe it as well. I typically get bombed on Pearl Harbor Day by drinking Saki and Pabst Blue Ribbon. That way, I have both sides represented. Cheers!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-73037486882442328482009-12-01T10:09:05.381-05:002009-12-01T10:09:05.381-05:00Pearl Harbor is one of my favorites... I always ce...Pearl Harbor is one of my favorites... I always celebrate by getting bombed!Curious Cnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-63798744853666522762009-12-01T09:45:39.448-05:002009-12-01T09:45:39.448-05:00Phfrankie: Ha. Oh yeah, baby...There's somet...Phfrankie: Ha. Oh yeah, baby...There's something in that premise. Cheers P-Man!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-24641880319567260272009-12-01T09:40:46.048-05:002009-12-01T09:40:46.048-05:00...Tiger Woods, some gate crashers and the baby Je......Tiger Woods, some gate crashers and the baby Jeebus walk into a bar...Phfrankie Bondohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15394161741779243615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-61991241932473186042009-12-01T08:11:48.014-05:002009-12-01T08:11:48.014-05:00David: I love the "furor" that exists o...David: I love the "furor" that exists over this "war". Hopefully, my fave crazy man William Donahue of the Catholic League will be chiming in again as well. Cheers David!!<br /><br />Lady: Lefty as well, eh? Well here's to you, me, our left handedness, and the oppresion we suffer. Cheers D!!<br /><br />Scott: Funny thing is Scott...If Jeebus did come back and was shot, his story would be bumped from the news by Tiger Woods and the White House gate crashers. Cheers Scott!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-10357562355265337882009-12-01T03:21:49.356-05:002009-12-01T03:21:49.356-05:00The joke was great but I’m surprised you didn’t fi...The joke was great but I’m surprised you didn’t find room for a pearl necklace in there somewhere. <br /><br />Somebody gotta tell Bill that the war has tragically come to a bitter end. And the bad guys/Satanists/homosexuals/secularists/feminists/liberals/mainstream media-damn there were a lot of enemies- where was I?....oh yea, the bad guys have won. Reports are still coming in but it appears that Jesus was initially tasered and then fatally shot in Rockville outside of Washington DC. Authorities are reportedly keeping a three day vigil over Jesus to see if he rises again, but an insider stated that, “It doesn’t really look good.” <br /><br />Oh well, maybe we’ll do better in Afghanistan.Scott Oglesbyhttp://zodiblog.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-35474180825183001702009-12-01T00:42:24.083-05:002009-12-01T00:42:24.083-05:00Aha, you're a lefty, too. I sensed an extra d...Aha, you're a lefty, too. I sensed an extra dose of coolness about you, now I know why ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-13304204054024202222009-12-01T00:28:27.509-05:002009-12-01T00:28:27.509-05:00Happy December to you Matt-Man
December brings so...Happy December to you Matt-Man<br /><br />December brings so much but lets not forget the wild and crazy silliness of the American Family Association's boycott of the Gap and Old Navy about that whole "holiday" commercial thing. Evidently the baby Jeebus and Mary-on-the-half-shell hate holidays.Davidnoreply@blogger.com