tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post1269645338678961355..comments2024-01-08T04:33:27.543-05:00Comments on Bagwine Ruminations: Career RuminationsSchmoophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-80482769029362547942010-05-16T09:03:18.598-04:002010-05-16T09:03:18.598-04:00I'm really surprised that you didn't place...I'm really surprised that you didn't place on your list of choices being a millionaire playboy sailing the 7 seas and capturing Somali Pirates to hold them for ramsom, which would actually be their ill-gotten gains from capturing all those oil tankers.Davidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-26941346550473783152010-05-15T21:27:10.307-04:002010-05-15T21:27:10.307-04:00Scott: No blow for me.I'm strictly a heroin k...Scott: No blow for me.I'm strictly a heroin kinda guy. I love the yam yam so.<br /><br />And the monkeys? They creep me out nearly as much as clowns. Cheers Scott!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-85013898909731855342010-05-15T21:25:42.535-04:002010-05-15T21:25:42.535-04:00Joker: When it comes to going south on a chck, I ...Joker: When it comes to going south on a chck, I need no encouragement or command. I'll make it do. Cheers Joker!!<br /><br />Rat: Hee Hee. Color away my friend. Glad to know that you're back and that everything arrived intact. Cheers Adorable One!!<br /><br />Jay: I'm a big fan of cheap shots. And yeah, the hail of gunfire is a drawback but, it's worth it. Cheers Jay!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-36461199482363811452010-05-15T12:42:43.378-04:002010-05-15T12:42:43.378-04:00That’s funny I’ve always fancied myself a Che Guev...That’s funny I’ve always fancied myself a Che Guevara-esqe, rebel, freedom fighter myself. But my cigar would always be unlit and I’d snort blow all day by dipping a Rambo knife into a 10 kilo garbage bag. This would both keep me motivated in the oppressive heat and instill fear in my enemies. Because really, only crazy people snort blow with a Rambo knife.<br /><br />How can you not like monkeys? I love monkeys; they are the best animals ever!Scott Oglesbyhttp://zodiblog.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-52114506111319372912010-05-15T10:43:52.929-04:002010-05-15T10:43:52.929-04:00The porn industry found that they could save money...The porn industry found that they could save money by just having all their dudes take Viagra (covered by their prescription plans) so they were able to lay all their fluffers off. Those former fluffers now work for Bill O'Reilly, Keith Olberman and Rachel Maddow. (cheap shot, I know)<br /><br />You could also choose South American Drug Lord. You'll still get to wear the uniform and sunglasses and ride through the jungle in a Jeep, but you also get to do lines of cocaine off a stripper's ass. Of course, the down side is that it ends with you going down in a hail of gunfire. Wait, it is pretty much like a Strong Man, isn't it? Weird.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17134850383532818765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-5154377473599215442010-05-15T10:43:37.323-04:002010-05-15T10:43:37.323-04:00The funeral home?
Hey, I'ma color a fairy jus...The funeral home?<br /><br />Hey, I'ma color a fairy just for you! Thank you, my friend! Zoves to Schmoop!desert rathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00209905749424442446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-17027331466851048622010-05-15T10:42:42.518-04:002010-05-15T10:42:42.518-04:00See? I would never make it Porn. I am the kinda g...See? I would never make it Porn. I am the kinda guy that does what he feels is appropriate at that time. To serve on command? Not so much!<br /><br />I do however applaud you for your consideration! <br /><br />Make it Do What it Do Matt-Man!Deechhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04762955915449492543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-58124399218779629382010-05-15T10:25:58.512-04:002010-05-15T10:25:58.512-04:00Mike: Ha...You learn so much here dontcha? Have ...Mike: Ha...You learn so much here dontcha? Have a wunnerful weekend. Off to work now. Cheers Mike!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-86806253399412965532010-05-15T10:25:00.584-04:002010-05-15T10:25:00.584-04:00I had to read up on fluffer in wikipedia and the u...I had to read up on fluffer in wikipedia and the urban dictionary. I learned something new today. Now I can take the rest of the day off.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00017192454403363349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-6783506756058633292010-05-15T09:50:28.871-04:002010-05-15T09:50:28.871-04:00Phfrankie: I knew that your voice would be the vo...Phfrankie: I knew that your voice would be the voice in the wilderness that understood my yearnations. Cheers P-Man!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-53164962762638539852010-05-15T09:42:12.092-04:002010-05-15T09:42:12.092-04:00...not such odd thoughts...I think everyone secret......not such odd thoughts...I think everyone secretly wants to be a humidifying strongman life coach...and we all hate monkeys whether we know it or not...Phfrankie Bondohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15394161741779243615noreply@blogger.com