tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post6531115014986520447..comments2024-01-08T04:33:27.543-05:00Comments on Bagwine Ruminations: Easter HamSchmoophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-87255284726274884662010-03-25T14:30:36.188-04:002010-03-25T14:30:36.188-04:00Dice: Oh my...I'm sorry that I tipped your ax...Dice: Oh my...I'm sorry that I tipped your axis of thought on edge Dice. Jeezz...What have I wrought? Cheers Dice!!<br /><br />Charlene: Holy Cow...I'm sorry that I brought up the thought of a multitudeo fhams, but your order will make one pig very happy...or not. Cheers Charlene!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-58122350475483284402010-03-25T14:09:33.815-04:002010-03-25T14:09:33.815-04:00I never cared for ham since that Christmas when we...I never cared for ham since that Christmas when we got 7 hams as gifts and were eating them until March. But seeing your post here and that ham picture, I guess I'm going to have to dig that Honey Baked Ham catalog out of the trash and order one. Sigh! SMILECharlenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17167633465853736197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-25314068072834760582010-03-25T13:14:45.352-04:002010-03-25T13:14:45.352-04:00I guess you don't like Hawaiian pizza either t...I guess you don't like Hawaiian pizza either then?<br />bummer.<br /><br />I LOVE it! <br /><br />Pineapple and Ham w/o the pizza under it though; not so much. And I'm not sure why. I never wondered that before.<br /><br />gee, thanks M2.Dice Mardellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06007610804679404507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-43900183225810408992010-03-25T08:31:26.772-04:002010-03-25T08:31:26.772-04:00Rick: Aren't they though? Of course John Der...Rick: Aren't they though? Of course John Derek was looking pretty buff as a white Joshua in those days. Where am I going withthis. I have no damn idea. Yours in Christ, Cheers!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-17748016217440095632010-03-24T16:21:27.167-04:002010-03-24T16:21:27.167-04:00Sim: Ha. Good joke especially since I have a sist...Sim: Ha. Good joke especially since I have a sister who is Pentecostal. I love her, but wow!!<br /><br />As for your other stuff...I have always felt that joy, redemption, and every other feeling that one could possibly have are in the journey and not in the destination. Cheers Sim!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-47822935932603075132010-03-24T15:05:22.868-04:002010-03-24T15:05:22.868-04:00Eating a ham on Easter is about as confusing, doct...Eating a ham on Easter is about as confusing, doctrinally speaking, as telling me how wonderful the afterlife is gonna be but then telling me that I can't kill myself to get there or I'll go to Hell. If I should get to the point of wanting to go to Heaven that bad I should have the right to make the journey any damn way I see fit. It seems like more Christians should be looking forward to the journey. IMO.<br /><br />BTW, you know why Pentecostals don't have sex standing up?<br /><br />Because it could lead to dancing.Crazy Ass Beastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06225092945995081909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-55383322329988854342010-03-24T14:41:11.917-04:002010-03-24T14:41:11.917-04:00Marilyn: Ha...And you, knowing me as you do after...Marilyn: Ha...And you, knowing me as you do after all this time, know that that that is not what I meant. But it doesn't make your abiltiy to make me smile taste bad....what? Cheers Marilyn!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-32378548325289599912010-03-24T13:59:23.833-04:002010-03-24T13:59:23.833-04:00If by gay he meant happy and yummy, then I agree. ...If by gay he meant happy and yummy, then I agree. :)Marilynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06984777868047304830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-51170513906303141132010-03-24T13:36:14.742-04:002010-03-24T13:36:14.742-04:00oh yeah... youre going to hell for that one... LOL...oh yeah... youre going to hell for that one... LOL..Clay Perryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08978442361257782495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-35963020720298256362010-03-24T12:17:09.906-04:002010-03-24T12:17:09.906-04:00Baker: No, no, no...Spain is a different story. ...Baker: No, no, no...Spain is a different story. They had the Muslims invade in the 6 AND 700's.<br /><br />Fortunately, the French had one good battle left in them and chased the away the Moors at the Battle of Tours in 732.<br /><br />It wasn't throguh their bow and arrow, but its because the French wore hams around their necks and bacon as belts.<br /><br />Cheers!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-12212082221098881112010-03-24T12:08:02.038-04:002010-03-24T12:08:02.038-04:00I thought it had to do with the fact that in Spain...I thought it had to do with the fact that in Spain especially but also anywhere they forced the Jews to convert to Catholicism, they would test them by offering them some lovely delicious pork and pork by-products?B Baker Esqnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-84536342837588966112010-03-24T11:23:09.537-04:002010-03-24T11:23:09.537-04:00David: I hate you. You know why? I was going to...David: I hate you. You know why? I was going to make the same point next week about Christ. The man was a bisexual. He LOVED everyone. Back to the drawing board. Thanks alot. Cheers Funnyman!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-23198977192190755682010-03-24T11:21:19.194-04:002010-03-24T11:21:19.194-04:00Joker: Thanks for chiming in. I haven't been...Joker: Thanks for chiming in. I haven't been kicked out of any Churches, but I loathe them. Not as far as a sanctuary for the soul, but as far as money making opportunities.<br /><br />I dig religion, but I hate <i>organized</i> religion.<br /><br />Cheers Joker!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-77933295549986469042010-03-24T11:14:25.782-04:002010-03-24T11:14:25.782-04:00Matt-Man,
You are a true religious zealot after m...Matt-Man,<br /><br />You are a true religious zealot after my own heart. The Joker sits and reads this post and wonders...."How many churches did Matt-Man get kicked out of? Is it more than me?"<br /><br />Good Post! Now I am achin for some bacon!Deechhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04762955915449492543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-69576398248635876482010-03-24T11:13:39.603-04:002010-03-24T11:13:39.603-04:00In my family, we've always had lamb for Easter...In my family, we've always had lamb for Easter feasting (perversely that Lamb of God thing I suppose) and save our ham for Hannukah. Hannukah Ham is a phrase that just rolls off the tongue.<br /><br />But now you’ve gotten me flummoxed. I hear people claiming that Jeebus was evidently gay cause he spent his adult years roaming around the middle east, well as far as he could go in sandals and nothing but an ass to ride…..why didn’t he ever have a camel?.....with 12 single men but thanks to the incredible (‘credible’ being the key) research by the incomparable Matt-Man, we now see that Jeebus was a tits man….and all these years I assumed he was a legs man….all that foot-washing fetish I guess. But was he really a ‘tits’ man (or is he really a nipples guy?) or did he just have issues from Mary, the woman worshiped by the Cathohoiics (not that other Mary - the hooker from the bible) refusing to breastfeed him?Davidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-79773901354390695472010-03-24T09:25:28.017-04:002010-03-24T09:25:28.017-04:00Phfrankie: I agree, ham is kinda like cheese. I ...Phfrankie: I agree, ham is kinda like cheese. I like cheese. Cheers P-Man.<br /><br />Di: I love Italian food but those damn sweaty Italians had a hand in killing our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Bastards. Cheers Sexy!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-47219773378166153652010-03-24T09:10:43.529-04:002010-03-24T09:10:43.529-04:00I make lasagna on Easter too
none of that ham cra...I make lasagna on Easter too<br /><br />none of that ham crap for this Jesus killing Heeb<br /><br />always go with the food of the Eye-talons, those ganstas know how to eatDiannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02946500110072411468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-58773792932162661002010-03-24T09:07:22.140-04:002010-03-24T09:07:22.140-04:00...I never met a ham I didn't like......I never met a ham I didn't like...Phfrankie Bondohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15394161741779243615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-41389215997732942342010-03-24T06:52:44.021-04:002010-03-24T06:52:44.021-04:00Michele: Ha. I guess I did. Glad I could put an ...Michele: Ha. I guess I did. Glad I could put an exclamation point on it for you. Cheers Michele!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-71643006121785355962010-03-24T06:49:48.152-04:002010-03-24T06:49:48.152-04:00You have just explained why I don't eat that s...You have just explained why I don't eat that stuff. :-)Michelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14995260386315141412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-75895831541108531542010-03-24T06:04:12.785-04:002010-03-24T06:04:12.785-04:00Scott: Why thanks, Scott. I like ham and you can...Scott: Why thanks, Scott. I like ham and you can find plenty 'round here that aren't incredibly salty (although I dig that) and hardly any fat, but that being said I do loooove lasagna. Cheers Scott!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-60178988378376677992010-03-24T04:53:18.588-04:002010-03-24T04:53:18.588-04:00I love the Pagan references and I love your imagin...I love the Pagan references and I love your imagination…er research!<br /><br />About the only way I’d enjoy ham is if it were tainted with peyote. I can’t stand that salty, fatty shit. Thank God my Italian family always made a big, beautiful lasagna on Easter too. And frittata.Scott Oglesbyhttp://zodiblog.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-30421280706277918842010-03-24T00:04:49.195-04:002010-03-24T00:04:49.195-04:00Mike: Ha. Ergo, the title chosen. Cheers Mike!!...Mike: Ha. Ergo, the title chosen. Cheers Mike!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-22996022994169842882010-03-23T23:58:37.689-04:002010-03-23T23:58:37.689-04:00Easter+ham - 3 million google hits
Easter+pork - 1...Easter+ham - 3 million google hits<br />Easter+pork - 1.7 mil<br />Easter+pork+sex - 357k<br />Easter+pork+sex+girls - 38k<br />Easter+pork+sex+girls+matt-man - 10 hits!!!!!!!Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00017192454403363349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28601411.post-54669817109516912142010-03-23T23:47:08.560-04:002010-03-23T23:47:08.560-04:00Chick: Jay's shit...er...the food he describe...Chick: Jay's shit...er...the food he described did sound good, didn't it?<br /><br />And as far as the information I provide? I think it's proof positive that while some consider me an asshole, sarcastic, a jerk...I am really just here to provide a public service.<br /><br />My good intent is large and my wants and desires other than being here to help, are few. Cheers Chick!!Schmoophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01758200133537951854noreply@blogger.com