I spent an hour and a half Tuesday afternoon, counting to nine, 200 times.
Why you ask?
Because I guess collation done by a professional printer isn’t as good as collation done by a loser flunky.
That’s all I can figure anyway.
Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine…
I was feeling under the weather on Monday, so I took the day off, and decided to look up my symptoms on the web. Shut up, you do it too!I think I had a small bout of Malaria.
Even though I’ve never been to Africa, Asia, or Latin America. I haven’t been bitten by any mosquitoes this year.
Hell I haven’t been outside except to go to work, the grocery, and the Beer Mine.
Maybe I should have been shopping for quinine? Note to self: Buy quinine.
I didn’t have a lot of the symptoms, but I had some.
Matt-Man probably brought it home from some King Cobra buying degenerate. One of the customers that didn’t want a bag. If you know what I’m saying.
I so could’ve had Malaria! The 24 hour kind. Hypochondriacs, and people with anxiety disorders should never, ever Google symptoms of anything.
Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine…
Zoooooves!!
12 comments:
'counting to nine, 200 times'
So you got to 1800. I think I would have kept on counting to 2000. Just to round things off.
Mike: Ha! I only had so many pages Mike! What are you trying to do, kill me?
I think the title of your post sums it all up. You are suffering from a lack of the ol' Number Nine maneuver of the Matt-Man.
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
Matt: You could be right;)
Haha! I thought this post was going to be about the "Number 9" special!
I somehow got 7 mosquito bites this weekend so it's probably my fault you got the 24 hour malaria. Oops, my bad!
Chick: If it was up to Matt-Man it would be;) Not you fault my dear, it had to be the King Cobra dude!
Yeah, I know what you mean. Did you know almost anything could be an early symptom of pregnancy? *shudder*
Knight: Bite your tongue woman! I've made it to 45 years young without that disease.
I totally believe you had the 24 version of malaria. I had the 24 hour ebola virus once. Nasty.
Also, every time I look up symptoms on the web I either diagnose myself with lung cancer or Parkinson's.
Jay: See? I knew it was possible. Parkinson's huh? Mine is usually Lou Gehrig's.
Poor sweetie. You just like me - OCD BITCH! That's all - nothing more. That's why I believe I would have made a great architect. I go over patterns in my head (repeatedly) all day long. Have been for years. It's a gift. Accept it. Hehe. Cheers B!!
Bobby: I am so getting that printed on a t-shirt;)
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