Dead Man Humping

Ding Dong Zarqawi’s Dead
A Bomb Exploded, On His Head
Ding Dong al-Zarqawi’s Dead

He Can’t Terrorize
Because He Has Been Vaporized
Ding Dong al-Zarqawi’s Dead

Baked Like An Ore-Ida
It’s tough to rhyme, with al-Qa’ida
Ding Dong al-Zarqawi’s Dead

That’s right folks Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and seven of his cohorts have bitten the dust. They’ve gone to the big brothel in the sky courtesy of a U.S. airstrike. Can you imagine? One minute you are eating a falafel while discussing your next beheading, and the next…BOOM. What a bummer.

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Two hours after the bombing, there was a report of 576 virgins being defrocked by Zarqawi and his boys. When Mr. Zarqawi was asked if it was all worth the trip, he responded, “Well, meeting Allah was cool, but frankly I never knew 72 virgins could do so much bitching. Telling me how I’m not doing it right, and always with the “Is it in yet?” jokes…Chrissakes, on the whole, I’d rather be blowing up Philadelphia.”

And Now…Our Moment of Hinn

"Where in the Bible does it say I have to drive a Honda?" Benny Hinn