I have no idea why, but last night while three ways through of fifth of Sweet Lucy, that there are some headlines that I would love to see. These are a few that came to mind:Father’s Skin Cancer Blamed On Sun
Nabisco Stockholder’s Meeting To Be Held At The Ritz
Construction Of New Planned Parenthood Office Aborted
Duck Hunter Shot, Foul Play Suspected
Prison Theatre Group Stages Bank Robbery
Cheney Steps Down, Remains Vice-President
Matchstick Workers Strike
Laboratory Rats Show Greater Risk Of Cancer
Study Reveals: 4 Out Of 5 Dentists Overcharge
Maine Secedes From The U.S. Citing Language Barrier And Indifference
Local Fortune Teller Retires, Future Uncertain
Donated Liver Rejects Ungrateful Recipient
North Korea Fires Missile, U.S. Responds By Seizing Bermuda
President Bush Has Great Idea
Well there you have it folks, please feel free to add and have a splendiferous day.
And Now Our Moment of Hinn…
In today for Benny, is the corpulent, yet well-tailored, Bishop TD Jakes:
“I think that Jesus is the product,” “When the product is excellent, it doesn't require a big sales pitch.”
--TD Jakes
4 comments:
In my opinion, a good news outlet is one which focuses on important stories relevant to the lives of the viewers/readers/listeners, and gives less focus to useless sensationalism. A good news outlet must also lack any bias. A bias can be seen as any opinion the newscasters seem to take toward the story. All news is biased in some way or another, to some degree. A story to draw attention is one of a man biting a dog, but why should I care?
You would care if it were your dog !!
Headline:
"English Dentistry: Myth or Oxymoron?"
Ha..."Ok Ok, I get it Vanessa I have bad teeth." Yeah, Baby !!
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