Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Matthew 24:10-11

Riiiiight

19 comments:

Lizza said...

Haha! I wonder which Bible he got that idea from, or which biblical verse he's twisted to suit his purpose.

Natalia said...

Is anyone else troubled by his hair? It looks like you could hide stuff under there.

-N

Schmoop said...

Lizza, I think he got it out of "The Book of Benny"...Nat, that's where he hides all of his gold.

Steven said...

I'm jealous of his cool hair. ;)

Steve~

Schmoop said...

Give Benny a "love offering" of $500.00 or more and he'll give you the secrets to his tresses.

Natalia said...

Wait...I am confused...you have to give him a "love offering" and money? Cause if I have to love him in any way, I'd expect payment for my suffering. Ick *upchuck*

-N

Schmoop said...

Silly Natalia...In dealing with these folks, Love=$$$$$$$$$$

adav_11 said...

Why do they all look that way?

Schmoop said...

It's the mark of the Beast, adav

Natalia said...

Do you notice a weird similarity between the swoop of his hair and the Sydney Opera House? There is something afoot.

-N

Schmoop said...

LOL...You're on a roll today!!

Natalia said...

I HAVE THE HOLY SPIRIT!

-N

Schmoop said...

And you're probably holding him hostage...Salvation hoarder!!

Unknown said...

You know how I said recently that I thought about murder like 10 times in a single day?

Benny just helped me reach my personal best of 17.

y.Wendy.y said...

You guys crack me up..this has been a 'laugh out loud spit my tea on the monitor' comments box.

Schmoop said...

Good Job Allie...Keep those thoughts coming. I hope your monitor doesnt go the fritz due to your spitz Wendz!!

The Boy said...

Do you think he might be refering to that story in the Gospels where the lord Jesus commands only the one without sin to throw the first stone? Might the good Reverend perhaps sinned a bit himself?

Schmoop said...

Blasphemer!!! I rebuke you, boy!!

Odat said...

Yeah, I just can't get past the hair either.

Piece