Tuesday, May 01, 2007

2007: A Bagwine Odyssey

Okay folks, here’s the scoop. Over the past week I have bought and hooked up a new computer. I then purchased a digital camera and have been getting to know how to use it. I’m not quite proficient with it yet, but getting better. I spent some time talking to tekkies in order to fix my Windows Vista problem. Last night I hooked up my high speed connection. It was a breeze. It only took 30 minutes to set it up and activate it. I was so happy.

Finally, my site is a part of the 21st Century. Now I have but one thing to do. With all of this time spent on technology issues, I seemed to have misplaced my caustic sense of humor. I will look around for it today, and when I find it you’ll be the first to know…well other than me of course.

Until then,
Cheers!!

P.S. Hey Travis…See the new Poll Question? There…On the Left!! Good Travis ; )

28 comments:

Cheesy said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Cheesy said...

High speed?? I'm so damned jello!

Liz Hill said...

Oooo Cheesy--let's get Matty worked up---bring that jello over here and let's wrestle!!

Cheesy said...

Oh TB.. you are such a wench! I think I love you!

Deb said...

Tech stuff drives me up a wall. I just heard that there is a service from Cingular- called, "The Edge" or something like that- where you can have the internet ANYWHERE at ANYTIME! I went to go purchase it, and of course, not available in NEW YORK! GEEZ! But, I understand your frustrations of putting together computer stuff.

Martini time???

Natalia said...

You are too sexy for this blog.

-N

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

What did you do with the two hamsters that used to power your computer?

NO ONE go to dinner at matt's tonight.... Those are not rabbits

Anonymous said...

I lost my wife's keys once. She was about to kill me. I found them in the last place I looked. That happened to be inside our reclining chair. They were hanging from some kind of hardware. If you have a chair like that, you might look for your sense of humor there. Worked for me and it literally saved my life. Good luck.

Badway

Anonymous said...

By the way, I voted missionary on your poll. I hope I'm the only one right.

Desert Songbird said...

Jello wrestling, huh? I'm more of a pudding girl myself...

Anyway, keep looking Matty me boy, I'm sure you'll find your inner essence soon!

Love ya anyway, despite your "normal" behavior of late...

Mwah!

Odat said...

Very cool that ya got e'thing up and working...well, almost e'thing!
Peace

Lee Ann aka Dixie said...

Oh Matt... my hoochie Turn mentioned something about jello wrestling... ummmmmmm .....

Congrats on getting all the techinical stuff fixed... at least it wasn't me having to deal with it. LOL I'm kinda blonde ya know... LOL

Unknown said...

Oh my god, you are officially hooked now... You'll never be able to escape its clutches... ;)

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: And it's only 19.99 a month!!

TB and Cheesy: While thats not a bad idea I prefer to get oiled up and play Nude Twister.

Deb: All of the problems seem to have worked themselves out and I can now begin to focus on being a nit wit again!!

Nat: I dig you!! Cheers...

Nick: One problem, I have no reclining chair. I'm thinking missionary may be the most popular answer.

Songbird: Inner Essence sounds eerily like Nocturnal Emission.

Odat: I know have the tools to be even more obnoxious!!

Dixie: But are you a TRUE blonde? Cheers!!

Allie: Yes I am, and I think we both know whose fault that is. Dont we Mizz Thang!?

jillie said...

Matt your humor is what gets me going in the morning....ahhhhhh!!!!!!

As I run out the house screaming and pulling my hair...the end is near!

Durward Discussion said...

congratulations on whipping Vista to a draw!

I'll stop by later to see if you are out walking your pet Snarks and Snides.

Anndi said...

Matt..

Musical Nude Twister.. accept no substitutes.

Maybe you forgot to install the sarcasm driver. Take the puppets out of the box the computer came in and check. We'll wait.

Schmoop said...

Jillie: Im trying....Im trying...I'll have something for you tonight or tomorrow morning.

Jamie: Vista felt my wrath and backed down. I'll be my snarky self soon. Cheers!!

Anndi said...

I know a lot about upgrades..

It's all about creating an ambiance...

Well, let's see.. recover the ashes, get green jell-o mix (it must be green, although flavour is irrelevant), add some Wild Irish Rose (enough to negate and overwhelm the jello's flavour), mix in a golden flask, take a sip, click your heels three times and sing the Little Teapot song.

Liz Hill said...

Anybody wanna upgrade!!!!!!

LOLOL

Lizza said...

I was just going to congratulate you on getting your tech issues sorted out, but the comments just threw this pathetic excuse for a brain into a whirl.

Jello wrestling? Missionary? Can I get a backstage pass?

Oh, your caustic humor and my sanity probably took a vacation somewhere without telling us. :-D

Schmoop said...

Anndi, Anndi, Anndi, I was doing that exact Jello/Rose Teapot ceremony years ago. That's why I am like I am!!

TB: The easiest way to upgrade is to walk up a flight of stairs.

Lizza: You have touched upon why I like my readers. Something as innocuos as tech talk turns into an orgy...I love it. Hopefully, we will be back from our respective sojourns soon. Cheers!!

none said...

I'm not doing vista until they force me. I would still be using Win 3.1 if my programs worked.

Schmoop said...

Rebel!!

Anndi said...

I'm afraid you may be immune to it... we'll have to upgrade it to blue jello and singing the macarena... were you wearing Wood Sprite pointy shoes?

Schmoop said...

No,Anndi I was wearing my felt roll up elf pointies. With bells on them

Travis Cody said...

**dances a rousing Irish jig cause he got to vote this time**

Schmoop said...

Ha...Very Good Trav....Cheers