Okay folks , I am so glad that you happen to know when I am effin' with ya. Seriously, I had so much to do today. I had to take Ryno to the orthadontist, and I am working on setting up Schmoop's website. I will tell you however; I did make it back safely from the dry cleaners so my "pressing issues" are over safely....Get it "pressing issues" okay I''m done.
Until tomorrow, Cheers!!
42 comments:
Punk.
you piece of dog doo-doo....just for that the next time you fall asleep with some WIR in a glass i just may tinkle in it to get you back.....
make me get all serous and worried about you...I should get in the car and drive up there and hire someone to kick your a**
Don't you EVER do that to me again....
but seriously.....get some sun dude - those legs are WAY too white
Dog breath!!!
picture me flipping you off....
LMOO
Man--use some can tan dude!
can tan? sheesh.. go outside for a few hours.....
SONGBIRD... do NOT tell him you love him or he will think this stunt was cute....
He is quite the dick, isn't he??? Pity me...Please...
Awwww do you just love all these terms of endearment?
Ya lil fucker!!!
There I said it!
Schmoop - believe me, I DO pity you! How can someone be a sweetheart and a total DICK at the same time?
Oh, and Vinny: I think you SHOULD drive up to Ohio and kick his ass YOURSELF.
Oh C'mon folks....I didnt tell you how long I'd be gone. With all of these coments I will make my response a collabrative.
Trav, Dixiechick, and Katherine, I appreciate your hate for me but I didnt say anything that was the least bit untrue. Seriously... Sexy middle finger though Katherine.
Julie; That was the best comment you ever left on my site.
Songbird: I dont care what you say about me, I still love you and want to be intimate with you.
Bond: The only reason my legs are white is because of the enormously powerful flash.
TB: Can you believe that some some Memphis-Based Dago is telling an Ohio-Based Mic to get some sun? Cheers!!
Schmoop: I love you...
nope you are as white as a dead fish...mick or not....and you don't appreciate the utter hatred i feel for you?
Schmoop...I have offered to take you away from him before, but you ignore my pleas.... bwahahahahahaahahahaa
OH and answer your emails dude.....
Oh...I totally feel for Schmoop...but I didn't fall for the prank.
Meanie!
Sorry Bond, I kid, but I Love me Matty!!
whew! I almost went out and bought a bottle of rose to drown my sorrows. now I'll have to get one to celebrate.
whew! I almost went out and bought a bottle of rose to drown my sorrows. now I'll have to get one to celebrate.
A$$hole...
SCHMOOP: How many times have I heard "Sorry Bond, I kid...but I love me (insert name here)?"
TOO MANY TIMES I TELL YOU...way too many
Slinks back to THE COUCH
Don't worry, Bond; I still love you!
Sorry Bond, I love ya, but don't expect me to be one of your cushions!!
Dixie: And I love you too. I hope everything is going well.
Bond: I will tell you Bond, you are right. Loosemeat is about feeling not measurement.
Tigger: Just in the case of superficiliality, you're HOT!!
Schmoop: That was sweet.
Bond: see above
Songbird: I LOVE YOU
Raven: Coming from a fellow Ohioan, I I love you.
I feel compelled to smack you for your naughty behavior but something tells me that that may not come off as punishment to you...
so glad you aren't really leaving us...
Bastard.
Glad to have you back though.
No hate here, I'm just not very good with pranks and practical jokes. Never have been. I'm a pretty easy gotcha.
But I was concerned that something was wrong.
Sue me.
Schnoop ~~ please reach over and pull a few of Matts short hairs for me? Thanks!
I still go with hangover. Loosemeat sandwiches can be stressful
Funny Funny man!
Hey...what'd I miss? I'm a day late....so glad too! phew.....I'm glad you're back, and glad ya didn't go....you nut job.
Peace
I honestly thought you were maybe checking into treatment or something... I'm glad you're okay. I was seriously bummed at the thought of not having Matt-man around any more.
We should have seen it coming.
BETRAYAL!!!!!!!
I love it!
Ditto to all te above! LOL!! just kidding, have a great day.
You still dealing with "pressing issues" today.... ;-)
Miss a day, miss a joke, story of my life...
We are amused though
You came back? They fell for it? I'm surrounded by idjits!
...sigh, oh the life!
:)
ummm are we not known by the company we keep?
Ummm... let's just say I'm the keeper Mr. Bond...
uh huh....Ms. Anndi =]
Those issues must be hard pressing... ;-)
Where the hell are you??? You can't leave us hanging like this!!!
Punk? Nah..
Dink :P
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