I was going to put my post up tonight, but I have grown weary from too much wine and peyote many requests from the media for statements about my candidacy for the office of President of the United States.
In a matter of full vetting and disclosure, I will be posting about some of the skeletons in my closet later today. I hope after you experience my honesty about my past mistakes, you will still find it in your heart to vote for me.
CHEERS!!
20 comments:
I love me a good bony skeleton!
God, I do hope it's dirty.
Bring it!
Yeah, I don't know if America is ready for somebody who is going to be honest and all that stuff, but it's worth a try I guess.
You look so chipper. All ready to take on Washington. I'd vote for ya.
I'm guessing that you have a double walkin closet and it's packed to the gills. Bwahahahah. Not a thing would surprise me. Bring it on Matt-Man. :)
If elected Mr.Man would you please lower the bull shit price of gas!
Dude, I shudder to think what's in your closet. Oh wait...I saw what was in there the last time I was hiding in there from Schmoop...
You've got them all beat with looks alone!
bring on the skeletons
Real: I'll let you decide the how filthy my bones are. Cheers!!
Jay: I guess I am optng to run a campaign of the opposite of the norm. Cheers!!
Mimi: I am going to take it on. I ncluding drinking in every damn bar in the District. Cheers!!
Sandee: Have you been here before? Because you're right. Cheers!!
Roger: I'm running for President, not God. Cheers!!
Songbird: Please tell me that you two videoed the closet hiding action. Cheers!!
Kila: Wow, why thank you. Cheers!!
Nurse: After I bring my bones out, please jump on them. Cheers!!
You've been reading, All You Need to Know You Learned in Kindergarten again, haven't you? Honesty is the best policy? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dana: Honesty will set you free. And yes kindergarten taught me alot, including that teachers are sexy when they spank you. Cheers!!
My dear Matt-Man, you sound more like Hunter Thompson with each post. I like that.
Nick: WOW!! Holy Moly Nick...That may be the best compliment I have ever gotten. Thanks, and Cheers!!
I can only see HILLARY getting in as pres'
sorry if that offends your North American sensibilities...
1. she is the ONLY candidate the outside world has ever heard of
2. also seems to be the ONLY one with the requisite "experience"
...hmmm...
Gledwood: Why would that offend my sensibilities? Although my vote is not determined yet, I dig Hillary. Cheers!!
Love the new you. ;-)
Jahooni: Why Thanks...Have a good weekend. Cheers!!
Should I vote for the Matt Man? That's one that I will have to think about...
;-)
Dixie: That hurts me so. Cheers!!
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