It is a Partly Cloudy and windy Sunday here in Bagwine.The winds will be howling at close to 40 mph, but nonetheless, I will, with the help of the Holy Spirit sell the beer from 11-7 today.
That’s right. My three day
I am so damn glad, because I don’t think my liver could take one more day of perpetual partying. I am done.
Well, at least until I am done with work tonight.
I am actually looking forward to getting back to my regular schedule of…getting my posts up early, exchanging witty comments with you all, and jacking off six times a day.
I’ve missed that, although my left hand did appreciate the respite from the constant wood friction.
Ryno had a lovely birthday, and I want to thank you all for the well wishes.
The little man and I went to see “W” yesterday. The movie was, in a word, “blah”. I didn’t think it was very good.
It was slow and not very captivating at all. My kid didn’t like it much either. Of course, he was hoping to watch nothing more than two hours of Dubya blurting out idiotic quotes.
His favorite being: “Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.” But alas, that’s not what he got.
The movie was more a study of Dubya’s relationship his dad, and an indictment of Cheney and others who advised him into going ahead with the invasion of Iraq.
I guess because the movie centered around what I already knew, it just fell flat with me.
The movie aside, Ryno and I did have fun people watching at the theatre and during lunch. We laughed quite a bit yesterday, and that, my friends, is all that really matters.
Amen, and Amen.
I have received quite a few emails over the last couple of days and will begin catching up with them tonight after work.
One email, however, I feel compelled to address now. It was sent to me by some nebulous, shadowy figure from the Big Apple who I will simply refer to as, “Deep Throat”.
Well, that name has already been taken, so I will refer to him as, “Bellowing Windpipe”.
His email contained a news report that is apocalyptic and full of political prophesy. It is an indictment of yours truly, Matt-Man.
Click HERE for the full, shocking report.
Cheers!!
15 comments:
Bic'n'I went to the movies too. Yes, W. came across to me exactly how I pictured him, although I didn't think he was "that" much of a loser as a younger man.
I'm also back to normal now, thank Jeebus, enjoy your day.
Micky: Ha. He ws quite the partier, no? Normal can be nice indeed. Thanks again for coming up and for the hat. Praise Jeebus. Cheers Mick!!
hey...long time reader comin' out of lurkdom...
Hi!
Can you tell me how you cross out words like you just did when you blog?
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You'll do anything to get your name in the media, won't you, you publicity whore?
Sweet: Well thanks for "coming out" and thanks for reading. As for strinking things out I will have to email that to you because the comments won't allow the HTML tags that you need to use to do that. Cheers and thanks again!!
Songbird: I am NOT a whore...I am a Diva. Cheers!!
okey dokey...my email address is on my profile...no hurry
I can always count on you for an early morning chuckle. Bless you father, for I have sinned...
LMAO @ everyone welcome at the church except for Matt-man...and well, maybe me!
the chruch was my favortie part too along with "he will bomb my goats"
people have been coming out of seeing 'W' feeling empathy for the schmuck!! and to me that is just wrong.
*Sigh* What a great way to begin the Sabbath. Time to go do some serious penance. Shopping and The Melting Pot will absolve me of my sins - I'm pretty sure...
Admittedly I live here in the Nation's Capital and inside the proverbial and literal beltway and accordingly I'm not supposed to be particularly familiar with things out there in the fly-over states but...
How is it that Partly Cloudy is capitalized but the windy part of the forecast is not?
I'm just curious if the clouds have a superiority complex when it comes to the wind? Should be the other way around since they depend on the wind for transportation. Yes?
I don't know about everyone else, but I have really missed your jacking off six times a day. What? You don't invite them to watch your webcam? Oops! Didn't mean to let the snake out of the zipper (so to speak)
Totally a diva ;)
So, a local news anchor here in Arkansas was found dead in her apartment last week...upon returning form a premiere of this movie! Yup, she had a small part in the movie and turned up dead! YIKES!
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