Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Update

Hi! It's me again...

Matt-Man wants to thank all of you for your well wishes, and concern. I personally want to smooch each and everyone of you!

I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get back with you. I went to work today, and haven't had a moment until now to catch up.

For those of you that e-mailed me personally, I thank you, and am sorry I didn't get back to you. When you work with stupid, it's hard to have a conversation with normal people!

So, when I went over this evening....Matt-Man was not in his room. Bed, and all gone!! So being the rational person that I am, I inquired at the desk. " Where the fuck is Matt-Man bitches!!"

Ha, no I didn't. I think I blubered, where is he????

Well, he had to go have a new thing done. They put a tube in his lung to drain it! Ewwwww! Eh, what's one more tube, huh?

These people are wonderful, and he has charmed every single one of them, which I had no doubt! No word when he gets to come home, what with all the tubes, and all. I'll let you know.

He wanted me to tell you that you guys are the greatest, and he so much enjoys the calls, and the e-cards you are sending. If you go to www.Community-Mercy.org you can create a message to send to him. He's really digging it!

As a side note...Jay, his emergency room nurse was the greatest nurse ever! Oh, and also, she looks just like Jennifer Love Hewitt, only with a really cool short haircut!

Honestly though, thank you all for everything, and I'm sure he'll will have a something ready for me to post soon. No pictures though. I can't do that shit!

If those of you that have may address want to e-mail me, I'll get back with you tomorrow, I promise!

28 comments:

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...I would have paid money to see you say, "Where the fuck is Matt-Man, bitches"!...In my mind, that's how the deal went down. Bravo!!...and thanks for the update...

3 Men and a Lady said...

Hope he is back on his feet soon :-)

katherine. said...

thanks for the updates....you are doing a great job of keeping up with comments and all.

Don't worry about returning my email from a couple days ago...I was just trying to track you all down.

I was with my Mama three times when they tapped her lung. It was brutal.

and gross.

hang in there Miz Schmoop....make sure you get rest and eat and all. Take care of yourself too.

Four Dinners said...

You are a a star babe!

I've been down the 'tubes' road myself...it happens when you're an old codger I guess...well...I'm an old codger anyroad...bit shitty at the time but the Docs do what they do and you pop out the other end and you're still breathin'

Good luck Matty. Don't know you but want to so you pop out the other end ok? Or I'll get the hump!!!...;-)

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Well, it didn't go down quite that way, but in my mind it did!

3: I hope so too, I kinda miss the doofus! Thanks!

Kat: I know you were trying to track us down, I just wish I could have helped ya! Actually he said the lung thing didn't hurt, but he did have a local, so when that wears off, it might. I'm hanging in, but like I said before, I miss the doofus! Thanks Kat!

Four Dinners said...

er...being technologically inept...how do you create a message then? No idea. Went over but it was too confusing for this old fart...soz...tried.

Schmoop said...

Four: Thanks! He is so good at this "internets thing", but I do try. The damn thing looked digusting to me, but whatever gets the funk out right? Right??? Thanks again!!

Schmoop said...

Four: You are very lucky this evening, as I am drinking. Oh wait, I always drink. But anyhoo, Matt told me how, and I improvise. You're not old, just what I call myself, "challenged".

katherine. said...

here is the page to send ecards

at the hospital field choose Springfield facility on High Street

Schmoop said...

Kat: Thanks! He sent home one so I could copy the address, but like I said, I'm "challenged"!!

katherine. said...

no problem...only took me a year to learn how to do that...

Schmoop said...

Kat: Thanks, I try....

Ena said...

Hang in there, Schmoop! You're awesome to keep us up to date. I'm with Phfrankie: I would've paid money to hear you curse at the nurses! ha!

Jay said...

Hang in there Schmoop babe. I knew Matt would get hot nurses. If it were me I would get Roseanne on a really bad day. haha ;-)

Dana said...

Cool! Tube spewing gunk!

Hang in there Schmoop! Just as all of us are sending thoughts and prayers Matt's way, we're aiming at you too!

David said...

WooHoo to Schmoop for passing along the info on our dear Matt-Man

Scott Oglesby said...

Thank you so much for the updates! I hope they have him on a nice morphine drip! If not you’ll have to bully Ms. Love Hewitt into getting him one!

Do they know what caused the pneumonia in the first place?

Micky-T said...

Thanks for the update Schmoop. You better keep an eye on him if he's charming all the nurses, their only across the street and may start coming over for their breaks after doofus gets home.

Michele said...

Thanks for the update. JR & I send our good wishes for a speedy recovery.

Wow! that sounded all gracious and southern-like. Matt may not recognize it was from me. So, how about; Matt, take your head out of your ass and get well. Better?

snugs said...

I hope they are giving him a nicotine drip too! Thanks for the update, take care!

Dianne said...

thanks for the update you hot and wonderful and amazing woman you!!

Lu' said...

Thanks for the update, really I know it must be difficult for you right now. Did you mention that you live just across the street and would they maybe want to take care of him over there?

Bond said...

Thanks for the update Schmoop...

tell him to get his ass out of bed...

Marilyn said...

I wanted to send an encouraging card with a message along the lines of, "told ya so," but I didn't think it would get there if I put Matt as a first name and Man as a last name. Would it? Maybe I'll try it anyway.

katherine. said...

its Mahoney

rhymes with full of baloney

The Teamster said...

thanks for the updates...hope he gets better soon...

i can't wait to read all the posts he's putting in his memory bank about hospitals, nurses, our health care system, ect..

MicLumberLumper said...

LMAO @ Teamster

Oh yea, we'll get the skinny on the health care issue for sure!

Marilyn said...

Katherine: Thank you!