It's Thursday so it's time for another episode of He Said...She Said, where Schmoop and I take turns responding to each other via the magic of Microsoft Word.
Let's get jiggy with it, Chuckleheads...
Schmoop: I’m feeling sappy tonight, wanna be sappy with me, well do ya punk??
Matt: I just wanna make Hamburger Stuffing.
Schmoop: Considering I just woke you up from an hour and a half “nap”, I would think you would have something else to say? Maybe…………
Matt: Maybe like what..? I Love you?
Schmoop: I Love YOU Sparky!!! Hearts, and Flowers…Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Anyoo, I do love you. Now, let’s get naked. Oh wait a minute, I’m always naked.
Matt: Holy Cow!! You haven’t called me Sparky in years.
Schmoop: You started calling me Sparky when we first met, if you recall. Now you call me Schmoop. Sparky reminds me of our first date….
Matt: Date? You hopped on topped of me and said, “Don’t move.” And every time I did, you yelled at me, “DON’T MOVE!!” Rowwwwr.
Schmoop: You know…..Alright you are correct, but I thought it was a date. I’ve never had one. I told you not to move because, well…..
Matt: Because what? Was I moving too much? You never said anything…you should have said something…
Schmoop: Ok, you ass, you are the first man to ever give me an orgasm. Are you happy now? Buttmmunch. Notice, I said Man. J/K
Matt: I do have a talent and it sure isn’t ’cause I’m huge. I’m just hugely cool…and well, terrific.
Schmoop: God, you are so full of yourself. Yes, you do have a MAJOR talent in that area, and in ALL areas. But….I’m bendy.
Matt: Oh you’re bendy, alright. Holy Cow!!
Schmoop: Ha! I just hope you love me the way I love you., and me alone. Now, I will be naked on the, davenport, oh I’m sorry, Lilly (with the burn hole), dinner smells good...pictures!!
Matt: You really need to lighten up, you…But I understand. I love you and I will take a picture of the Hamburger Stuffing.
Schmoop: Ok...get me a beer, would ya? Please.
And there you have it. Another award winning installment of He Said...She Said.
Off to take Schmoop to work and Ryno to school.
See ya soon and thank you to those of you who contributed to Matt-Man's Hump Day Adventure yesterday.
It was fun and funny, although it was hard keeping myself from commenting!!