It's Thursday so you know what that means. That's Right..!!
Time for another installment of He Said...She Said where Schmoop and I take turns bantering with each other via the magic that is Microsoft Works.
Matt: So…I don’t have to work Thanksgiving after all…Whatcha want me to make for our solemn Thanksgiving repast?
Schmoop: Let me think. You have always made such great dinners, but I think this year we should make it simple. Taco Bell or pizza. Oh, and beer, and sex. You game?
Matt: It’s always simple. I make a turkey breast…scalloped corn…some veggies and rolls. What’s the big deal? I want to do that as always.
Schmoop: Ok, but you’d have to do it all!! I even burn rolls! Oh the humanity!!
Matt: Of course I’d do it all…Holy Cow, remember you made a green bean casserole that was the consistency of soup, and rolls? Once, you didn’t even put them in the oven!!
Schmoop: You are a dicktwizzlingfucknozzle. Yes that is one word. Oh alright, I suck at cooking. Happy Pappy!!
Matt: You don’t suck at cooking; you just don’t put your heart into it like I do. I do…you on the other hand, don’t care if you kill someone.
Schmoop: Awww, you’re so sweet! I do to care if I kill someone, but we never have company, so…..
Matt: Seriously though…What do you want on Turkey Day? Whatever you want….within reason…
Schmoop: How about either a turkey breast, or chicken. Mmmm chicken. Oh, and some scalloped corn with green onions, I can do that. Rolls, and Taco Bell??
Matt: Turkey or Chicken (or even ham if that’s all we can afford) breast soaked in a crockpot w/ broth. Scalloped Corn, Green Bean Casserole, and some rolls….that’s all. How’s That? I’ll cook everything.
Schmoop: Deal. I’ll clean everything up, and we’ll eat sitting on the “new” couch watching football. Good?
Matt: Sounds good, and consider it done. However, can we have sex afterward in honor of the Pilgrims?
Schmoop: Most definitely! Before, during, after. After all, sex and Thanksgiving, and football go hand in hand, don’t they? That’s my story anyhow.
Matt: Your story is great, because other than that , Thanksgiving has no meaning. It’s merely a kick-off to the Christmas season anymore.
Schmoop: Yes it is, and oh how I loathe Christmas. The stores started putting out that crap at Halloween. I know you love the season, and I’m sorry, but our Thanksgiving is gonna be great!
Matt: Don’t be sorry…I love it…I can’t wait to eat, drink, and be merry with ya. As for the rest of the bullshit…Thou shall sayeth: Fuck Ith.
Matt: And stay away from the cooking…
Oh....the last picture? That was the Cheesy-Green Onion Cornbread I made to accompany the chili I made last night. Yum-Oh!!
Happy Thursday all, and as always…