Wednesday, September 28, 2011

The Matt-Meat Is Mine

I know you have all heard by now, that the Matt-Man and I are engaged.

I just wanted you all to know that I appreciate your congratulations, and your condolences…Jay.

Anyhoo, this has been a long time coming, and I just decided to take the bull by the horns, and or Matt by the balls, and propose myself.

For God’s sake, it’s been eleven years! I could not take it anymore!

We’ve had our problems, our “situations” as it were. However, we will always come back to each other, or something.

We have always loved each other, and we are best friends no matter what.

I am sorry for the number of women that thought they had a chance…

You never did.

Also, the ring we chose was my Mother’s ring. 

Not her three different wedding rings, (my sister got those, along with HER),but a ring that had more meaning. Dad used to use this ring as a binder for his pipes. No shit!

When he found out Mom gave it to me at the age of sixteen, he had a fit!

More meaning for me! Whoo! Love the Momma.

I’ll try to post more often, and please bear with me, I’m new at this engaged thing. Ha! That whole living together thing.

I’m a virgin dammit! Bwaahaaa!



Mike said...


Just when you think life can't get anymore interesting something pops up out of the blue that ..... well I don't know what.

So here's a plan. A rolling blogger wedding. 10 cities in ten days and ten parties.

sybil law said...

I'm just hearing of this, myself!!
11 years is about damn time! :)

Beth said...

Mike: Eloquent as always;) I like the rolling blogger wedding idea! Sounds like fun.

Sybil: Thanks! Pretty cool, huh?

I'm With Stupid said...

You have a fine catch on your hands. Treat him well, for he is a saint. Cheers Baaaaaaaaaby!!


Beth said...

Matt: Umm....okay? Just kidding! Loves;)

Knight said...

Finally some details! But it's never enough. How did you ask? Mid coitus is my guess. That isn't what you meant by "binder for his pipes" is it? Seriously what does that mean? That's a damn perfect ring choice.
Congrats lovelies!

Beth said...

Knight: Well it was the middle of the night, so I was half asleep! How romantic! Are you swooning? How about now? Yea, I really love the ring too:)

Dana said...

I find it TERRIBLY disturbing that I had to read about this on FACEBOOK (of all places) first!


Beth said...

Dana: Ha! Sorry kiddo, it happened very fast;) Thank you.

MysteryChick said...

Congratulations! (apparently maintaining my mysterious ways has caused me to miss out on pertinent information!)

Beth said...

Chick: Ha! Thank you may dear!

I'm With Stupid said...

I can only assume that all the cable news channels will be showing the wedding live all over the world. If so, make sure Pippa Middleton is part of the wedding party for me, will ya?


Beth said...

Jay: You got it my man;)

Lu' said...

Congrat's :)

The Dish said...

Late to the party as always, but congrats y'all!!!!