I took a career survey recently to find out what kind of job suits me.
The results came up with the following.
Zoo Keeper…
Their Definition: You can only handle a baby spider monkey, a parakeet, and a teeny, tiny kitteh. This is pushing it.
Cheap Beer Taster…
Their Definition: You have the palate of a twelve year old, also the mind.Key Finder…
Their Definition: Can find keys. Duh.
Cook...
Their Definition: You can heat up frozen chicken patties, and add cheese. The cheese part is subjective.
This explains a lot.
Zoooooves!!
8 comments:
I'll tell ya...The chicken patties came our pretty well. Cheers!!
Matt-Man
Hey, according to my kids my chicken patty heating abilities are so bad I should "just throw them away" before I waste my time heating them.
Plus, only beer snobs don't like cheap beer. I have room in my heart for the cheap stuff and the good stuff too but every once in a while a chicks just gotta have a Bud Light!
Go with the zoo keeper. You've got Matt-man to prove you can handle it.
Mmmmm chicken patties. I just got some at Aldi's the other day. I don't put cheese on mine though. Also, no mayo. Gahhhhh! I hate mayo.
Anyway, I took one of those career tests once. It told me I should be a garbage man. Keeping expectations low!
Matt: Thanks! I do my best;)
Chick: Don't give up honey, it gets easier using that heating thing on that big box;) My beer of cheapness is Milwaukee's Best Light.
Mike: Are you saying Matt-Man is a parakeet?
Jay: You and your aversion to mayo, and now cheese? Commie. I could do the garbage man route, but I couldn't lift the cans.
Matt-Man could be a big parakeet and you might not know it. You know how to tell? If you hear a deep voice go 'hEEEEre kitty kitty'.
Jay doesn't like cheese OR mayo?! What is the world coming to!
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