Showing posts with label Occupations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Occupations. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

My Lot in Life

I took a career survey recently to find out what kind of job suits me.

The results came up with the following.

Zoo Keeper…

Their Definition: You can only handle a baby spider monkey, a parakeet, and a teeny, tiny kitteh. This is pushing it.

Cheap Beer Taster…

Their Definition: You have the palate of a twelve year old, also the mind.

Key Finder…

Their Definition: Can find keys. Duh.

Cook...

Their Definition: You can heat up frozen chicken patties, and add cheese. The cheese part is subjective.

This explains a lot.

Zoooooves!!