John Kasich on Abortion: I Want Your Fetus!!

Columbus…

“Ohio would become the 40^th state to ban post viability abortions if Governor John Kasich approves legislation passed by the Senate on Wednesday.”

This is what I got slapped with in the local section of the Bagwine News and Sun.

What the mother fucking fuck?

I’m real sorry if anyone takes offense to what I’m about to say. If you do? Fine. I’d really like some debate on this fucktard move.

What would you consider “post viability.” Is it at conception, as a lot of people will tell you, that is when life begins? You know, sperm meeting egg.

Is it ok then, if a WOMAN decides to take Plan B, when she is pretty damn certain her birth control has failed?

Or is it when the WOMAN DECIDES her fucking self to terminate, but, get this, has to hear the heartbeat first? Well, then she’s denied.

Is it ok if a WOMAN was raped, ended up pregnant, and made the decision to abort?

“Kasich is considered likely to sign the bill, although, he has not said for certain.”

“The Senate voted 22-7 with all opposition from Democrats”. This of course, means nothing to me. The fact that this issue is even up for debate fucks me up.

“Senator Peggy Lehner, R-Kettering said that the legislation would prohibit the abortions of about 200 babies a year. No one can call these babies fetuses or potential life.”

“Sometimes the determination of the pregnancy is a few weeks off.”

What the fuck ever. 

Do I condone having an abortion at 12, 18, or 20 weeks? No, not really. You could’ve figured it out a hell of a lot earlier than that.

What I can’t, and I won’t condone, is the federal or state government telling me what I can do with my own body.

Jesus Fucking Christ, do you want to take away my right to vote?

Well, I’m telling you assholes…you can have it, ‘cause evidently it isn‘t doing me any good.

Zooooves!!

Morning Joe: Harold Ford, Jr., Ideologues, and The Question It Begs

I was watching Morning Joe on MSNBC Tuesday morning as I do everyday, and a very interesting discussion took place between Joe Scarborough, Melissa Harris-Lacewell, Harold Ford, Jr., and my man crush, author and editor of Newsweek magazine, Jon Meacham.

Mika Brzezinski, Scarborough’s co-host, was at the table as well being her usual pretentious, oblivious, ass-hat self, and offering nothing of substance.

Anyhoo…

The conversation centered on former Rep. Harold Ford’s (D-TN) aborted run for the U.S. Senate seat in New York.

Now, when he was a citizen of Tennessee, Ford ran for the U.S. Senate seat in Tennessee and he was defeated because he was deemed to be a Liberal.

After he moved to New York, he was going to run in the Democrat primary against Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY), but he dropped out, mainly because New York Democrats find him to be too much of a Conservative.

The conversation brought up a good issue. Do we as voters, focus on a couple of key issues with which we define a candidate…issues that really in the big scheme of things, affect a minority of people?

Scarborough brought up a couple of these issues. Namely, abortion and gay marriage.

He went on to say that actual leadership ability is far down on the list of what voters look at when choosing.

During this back and forth between the panel (minus input from Mika who is a disaster when it comes to critical thinking except for her demand that we tax pop and fast food), I agreed that yes…

Many Americans DO base their vote on these issues, politicians exploit those issues, and in turn we end up with elected officials who are sub-par and nothing gets done.

And…it’s a fucking shame.

So let me put this question to you folks today…

If you are a person who has a Liberal bent on things political, how would you answer the following…

If there is a candidate for President who has a staunch history of being pro-life, and anti gay marriage, yet was guaranteed by God himself that if elected, would reduce unemployment to zero, balance the budget, and eliminate our nation’s debt would you vote for him or her?

I’m thinking that bonehead ideologues such as Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, and many others would say, “NO.” Would you?

And conversely…

If you are a person who has a Conservative bent on things political, how would you answer the following…

If there is a candidate for President who has a staunch history of being pro-choice, and pro gay marriage, yet was guaranteed by God himself that if elected, would reduce unemployment to zero, balance the budget, and eliminate our nation’s debt would you vote for him or her?

I’m thinking that moronic ideologues such as Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, and many others would say, “NO.”

Does that really make sense to you, ‘cause it sure as Hell doesn’t to me…

I am damn well sure that all over this country there are gay men and women who don’t give a rat’s ass whether they can marry or not, because they are too busy struggling to find a job.

And, there are church going women throughout this land who are thinking about how they are going to buy groceries and not about their right to have an abortion that they, in the future, may or may not need.

Abortion, gay marriage, and other issues all have their place at the table of debate, but…

Shouldn’t we focus on the issues that affect every American before we tackle those?

Or, should we stand idly by and allow others who haven’t a care in the world other than for their ratings or reelection bid to determine the course of this country?

To paraphrase Mr. Spock…To you, do the immediate needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one?

Let me know your answer.

Cheers!!

Roeder, Tiller, and the Torch is Passed

I want to thank all of you who commented on my Roeder post yesterday.

Understanding that many of you do not like to broach abortion related subjects, I truly appreciate your input.

I also received a handful of emails from people who came by my Roeder post…people that I am unfamiliar with.

Most of the emails were positive, one was a concerned query to make sure I was being satirical, and one was promising eternal damnation for me, and quite soon I might add.

Sweeeeet!! Anyhoo…Allow me to recap and then end with a much lighter subject.

I was astounded by the number of people who came by my site due to the fact that they typed the phrase, “Scott Roeder Hero” into a search engine.

First time readers were being directed to my site by typing that in on the rate of one every 10 minutes…even as I type this on Tuesday night.

While I am an attention whore…I find this rather disturbing. I am fairly certain that those who typed in that phrase, DO think that Scott Roeder is a hero.

Roeder is NOT a hero. He’s a murderer. He’s a coward. He is an affront to the very God that I am sure he believes he is serving, and to civil, decent people everywhere.

He is among the basest of the base and to use a favorite phrase of Bagwine Ruminations, he’s a dick twizzlin’ fuck nozzle.

Unlike Roeder’s twisted beliefs, if found guilty, I do not wish the death penalty on him. I am not a proponent of such. Here’s my wish for Roeder…

Send him to prison for life and allow him to experience the beauty of what he is trying to preserve…the unfettered, undisturbed seed of God.

Antoine (Two-Time Felonious Assault, Chicago) can fill his holy hole with seed in the morning. Billy Ray (Double Homicide, Knoxville) can fill him up in the afternoon. And…

Blaine (Derivatives Trader, AIG) can pack his ass with the Lord before lights out. Yeah, I dig that.

And now, let’s move on from abortion and murder to a young guy who happened to not be aborted but his actions at times make me feel like I am being murdered…Ryno!!

Ryno had an 8th grade Recognition Dinner Tuesday night. In all likelihood, he is actually going to pass everything. Yeah, I’m shocked as well.

Anyway, his mom brought him by work last night when the event was over. Here he is with an incredibly thrilled look on his face…

Who knew that a guy could pull off an orange shirt so well? But here’s the big news kids…

While I am happy that in spite of himself he has managed to make it through the 8th grade, I am even happier about the award that he received at the Recognition Dinner…

Damn right, Bitches!! Best Sense of Humor…It’s only a matter of time before the Bagwine Torch is passed.

Cheers!!

Scott Roeder Is My Hero; God Is My Bombardier

Every unborn child in the world can breathe a sigh of relief along with a big helping of amniotic fluid now.

Dr. George Tiller the Baby Killer is dead.

Yes, that wacky baby whacker of Kansas has gone over the rainbow with Toto and Auntie Em.

He won’t be filleting any fetuses any longer. No siree; that Machiavellian medical man is dead…as dead as a blighted ovum.

Dr. Tiller was allegedly gunned down by a man identified as Scott Roeder…

Gunned down in cold blood in Gawd’s house while Tiller acted as an usher and his wife sang in the choir.

For God to whisper in the ear of Roeder and have him gun down Tiller in church, the Almighty must have been really pissed at Tiller.

Sweet Baby Jeebus, that’s cold. But it’s catechistic karma, and Tiller should have seen it coming. He was a sinner.

I mean come on…any God fearing Christian knows that Tiller not only performed abortions, he practiced infanticide.

God don’t like no child killer…

Well, except for the time in 2 Kings chapter 2, when Elisha cursed some taunting kids in God’s name and two bears came out of the woods and dismembered and disemboweled 42 of the young fun pokers.

Randall Terry, the head of Operation Rescue got it right. Tiller reaped what he sowed and is responsible for his own murder.

Oh sure, pro-choice folks will tell you that Tiller was operating under the law. Uh-Huh…Kansas law, perhaps, but not GOD’s Law!! Praise Jeebus!!

Don’t mess with God’s will people. If a chick gets knocked up, it was God’s plan. Don’t you start playing God by trying to abort the baby, and in turn, aborting God.

If God determines you should be pregnant, you WILL BE pregnant!! It’s His world and His plan.

In fact, I have been inspired by Scott Roeder’s murder of Dr. Tiller.

I am going to go after those medical miscreants who skew God’s divine plan by performing In Vitro Fertilization.

Hey, God makes those pregnant whom he wants to be pregnant. Conversely, if God doesn’t want a chick to be pregnant she won’t be.

Don’t go messin’ with God and try to correct a Satanic chick’s fallopian tubes with IVF or her sinful man’s infertility with Intracytoplasmic sperm injection.

I’m going to target every fertility clinic with homemade bombs and blow them back to Hell where they should be.

Don’t worry…I’ll do it after hours so no one gets hurt. But let me tell ya…

While the streets may not be running with blood from my actions, I can promise you that they will be running with schmegma and eggs.

And I'm sure that is how God would want it.

So let it be written; so let it be done.

Cheers!!