In school it was the one subject that I actually had to work at, but I did pretty well and I enjoyed it.
Geometry and Algebraic word problems always fascinated me and I liked doing them.
So today in honor of my little known love of all things numeric, I give you me...by the numbers.
5 is the number of pounds I have lost since Lent began 22 days ago.
Akron, Ohio State, Cleveland State, Dayton, and Xavier make up the 5 teams from Ohio that are in the 64 team field of the NCAA Basketball Tournament.
0 is the number of these teams that will, in all likelihood, advance beyond Round 2. Xavier, a Number 4 Seed, is really good, but their free-throw shooting blows.
I hope to have sex with Schmoop 2 times today. It’s been 5 long days since I have done Number 9 with her.
Number 9, by the way, is the new, hip phrase for lickity-lick labia loving that is really catching on.
Since the phrase came into being on my post of March 13th, Cheesy and Mystery Chick have invoked its use.
Ladies, be one of the cool kids like those 2 chicks and tell your husband, boyfriend, or German Shepherd that you want some Number 9.
Ladies, be one of the cool kids like those 2 chicks and tell your husband, boyfriend, or German Shepherd that you want some Number 9.
Spread them legs and spread the phrase!!
Oh, and guys? Learn how to love it, and more importantly, learn how to do it right!!
5 days from now it will be Meg’s Birthday, and Ryno and his mom will be leaving for D.C. on a 4 day school trip.
8 days from now, Schmoop will celebrate birthday number 43. There will be no birthday sex because she will be shedding her uterine lining at that time.
So I’ll just give her a kiss, say Happy Birthday, sit in the corner, and cry 96 tears.
While typing this post, I had 27 impure thoughts, and touched Seamus 5 times.
Since I am done now, I am going to drink 2 beers, smoke 1 cigarette, rouse Schmoop, and see if she’s up for some Number 9.
Enjoy your March 19th. And, as I have said in nearly all of my previous 1,088 posts…
Cheers!!
Addendum: I was just informed that today, Michele of It's a Dog's Life is celebrating her 26th Wedding Anniversary. Go wish that uber-cool, vegetarian, Librarian a Happy One. Cheers Michele!!
