The new job that I have taken on is going really well.The folks who work there are cool and I get to meet a varied group of people on a daily basis, but….
There may be a problem developing.
I have to work later today and most of the day tomorrow. I am already gone most nights during the week.
Because of all of this, I think Schmoop may have found someone else to satisfy her needs.
She no longer gets to enjoy my culinary skills or my world renown prowess in the bed. I think she has filled those voids with someone else.
Why do I think this?
I got home late Wednesday night. Schmoop was already in bed.
When I greeted her Thursday morning, her breath had the distinct smell of well cooked beef and brown sauce.
I said nothing. She went to work and since it was my day off, I cleaned the Bagwine abode.
As I wondered about the aroma of the strange cuisine on her breath, I made the bed. The source of her oral odor was discovered.
Among the cool, rumpled sheets I found a used condom, a chef’s hat, and puddles of gravy…well, it was either gravy or her or the sexual interloper has a serious STD.
I was shocked!! I was crushed!! I was overcome with a craving for Salisbury Steak!!
I have not been able to confront her about my discovery. I can only hope she will read this and apologize to me for my pain.
More importantly, I hope she will have her dirty bastard of a lover give me the recipe to that gravy. Wow, it smelled Dee-Lish.
And now, our Bagwine Ruminations Comment of the Week…
This week’s comment comes from a relatively new Bagwine drinker. He made a comment yesterday about Turnbaby’s Blog-Fo-Mercial©
This man did two things in one comment that I really get off on…appreciation of me and religious humor.
From yesterday’s post, Phfrankie Bondo of Steamboat Slough:
"Nice work, Matt-man! I too, dabble in the video mode so I can appreciate the effort that goes into making one of these...in the immortal words of Mother Teresa: "BINGO!"
Congrats for ropin’ this week’s COW Phfrankie, and keep the compliments coming.
If you get a moment folks, click HERE, and go congratulate Phfrankie on his impressive award.
Tomorrow's Sunday Morning Church Disservice will include some thoughts on Bill Maher’s Anti-Pope comments.
Enjoy your Saturday…
Cheers!!
