Wednesday, May 24, 2006

La Cucaracha !!


I went to Buenos Aires last May
For awhile just to get away
Then some things happened to me
Funny things that I still don’t believe

I was drinking a martini*, when I was approached by two Argentinis
They asked me if I wanted to dance I said okay I’ll give it a chance
When we danced I gave them both a dip
It’s when I noticed that they were joined….at the hip

Argentinian Siamese Twins
La Cucarachas at both ends
La Fiesta never ends….with Argentinian Siamese Twins

We went back to their little abode
There they had to use the commode
I had to peak, so I looked inside and sure enough
They had two toilets…side by side

Then we played!! Escaped convict and the warden’s wife
The one on the left was better than the right
Then they said, “Oh, Matt you’re the most”
Then one said “adi”, and the other said “os”

Argentinian Siamese Twins
La Cucarachas at both ends
La Fiesta never ends….with Argentinian Siamese Twins


*Actually it was a big bottle of Wild Irish Rose, but martini sounds sexier

Still trying to learn my way around this thing. Hopefully in a couple of weeks I will have a site that is friendlier...But hey, takes time.....Cheers !!

2 comments:

Allie D. said...

Just don't mess with Estonian Siamese Twins... ;)

Matt-Man said...

Mmmmmmmmm The Slavic Duo...Interesting