Wednesday, May 31, 2006

What's In a Name?


Fun With Porn Star Names

I Have Come Up With a Few New Formulas:

Father’s First Name + Favorite Freshwater Fish: Jack Rockbass

Make of Car + County in Which You Live: Honda Clark

Favorite Obscure Prez + Your High School: Fillmore North

Favorite Grill Food + Month You Were Born: Bratwurst February

Favorite Building Material + Favorite Meteorological Event: Brick Blizzard

Middle Name + Favorite Noble Gas: Patrick Argon

Birthstone + Last Name of the First Person You Had Sex With: Amethyst Braxton

Pet’s Name + Favorite Pizza Topping: Corky Mushroom

Please Feel Free to Add…..


More Fun With Names….Harkening To a Silly Game My Brother and I Play…You’ll Catch On...

(Basic Form)
Does Bob Hope? Is Al Green? Is Steve Young?

(Advanced Form)
Would Cyndi Lauper Head Off? Did Henry David Thoreau to Second?
Does Ed Begley for Attention? Is Joe Biden His Time?
What Should Cary Grant?

Infantile, yet fun…..

And Now…..Our Moment of Hinn:


“I know me, and those close to me know me. But sadly, the outside world thinks I'm some kind of a crook.” Benny Hinn

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh how I love the Hinn... And now for Allie's Porn Names:

I Have Come Up With a Few New Formulas:

Father’s First Name + Favorite Freshwater Fish: John Catfish (hmmm)

Make of Car + County in Which You Live: Toyota Thurston

Favorite Obscure Prez + Your High School: Johnson Miamisburg (uh...lol)

Favorite Grill Food + Month You Were Born: Beef Patty October

Favorite Building Material + Favorite Meteorological Event: Concrete Flood

Middle Name + Favorite Noble Gas: Marie Xenon

Birthstone + Last Name of the First Person You Had Sex With: Opal Bailey

Pet’s Name + Favorite Pizza Topping: Baby Sausage

Schmoop said...

Concrete Flood, eh?

Unknown said...

Yeah, I like that one even though Opal Bailey definitely has a nice polish to it... lol