Many Cubans, if they even have a car, drive some beater from the 50’s or 60’s. US auto makers could make a fortune by selling them leftover gems from the 70’s and 80’s. Who wouldn’t want to upgrade to a Pacer, Gremlin, Vega, or Ford Pinto? On the down side, Cuban manufacturing of makeshift escape rafts would suffer tremendously.
There is a great tune by Jimmy Buffet called, “Havana Daydreamin’”, perhaps he could re-release it to celebrate the new Cuba. On the other hand, we run the risk of Barry Manilow re-releasing “Copacabana” (The hottest spot north of Havana). I’m not terribly comfortable with that.
In a free society there is a risk of crime going up, which wouldn’t be good for a struggling democracy. However; we could lease our facilities at Guantanamo to house these novice ne’er do wells.
Smoke em’ if you got em’. One could now legally import a good Cuban. Nothing like smoking a good Cuban. I hear they make a damn good cigar as well. Another positive is that CEOs of American companies would have a new market to exploit. Better still, American jobs need only travel 90 miles to be outsourced to a foreign country. With gas prices as high as they are, it’s a win-win.
Most importantly, a free Cuba would increase the chances of the Cincinnati Reds to pick up a starting pitcher and a shortstop. And maybe, just maybe, the Desi Arnaz Memorial Auditorium would be erected in Santiago de Cuba.
Weigh the positives and the negatives and decide for yourself...Libertad o Esclavitud?
And Now Our Moment of Hinn…
The one and only, Pastor Rod Parsley:
"I believe this is your time to receive the tangible transfer of God's miracle-working power, and I want to encourage every one of my Breakthrough Partners and friends to send a prayer cloth along with your prayer needs to be prayed over. When I return your prayer cloth to you, I believe the tangible transfer of God's creative power will flow into your life and birth your miracle! I believe God, Himself, will anoint you to reap a mighty harvest of your physical, spiritual and financial needs..."
--Pastor Rod Parsley
2 comments:
Aside from violence, one of the first flowers to bloom in a new democracy is porn...
Smoking Cubans, indeed!
Vive la pornografía!!
Ahhhhh Indeed, and such a nice flower. Cant wait to see "Hi-In Fidel-lity" to come out.
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