Nothing oozes the feel of Thursday like limericks.
There once was an actor named Mel
Who when drunk, would stagger and yell
He sped, full of booze
While ranting bout’ Jews
Now the tabloids are selling quite well
There once was a Vee Pee named Dick
Who was mean, and vile, and sick
He was dark, like Darth Vader
A rotund dictator,
A coward, a puke, and a prick
A Jew and a Muslim got married
Despite all the hate they did carry
They fought all day long
Over which side was wrong
And the make-up sex was quite scary
And Now Our Moment of Hinn…
“I face devils as the Son of God.”
--Benny Hinn
2 comments:
Oh man! Those are awesome!!! I am having a hard time picking a favorite. lol
I think the one about Mel flows the best. They're not bad for 15 minutes of thought...I need to write one about a wheel of Gouda : )
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