One of my first blog entries was titled “What’s in a Name?” It was in reference to different formulae to determine what one’s porn name should be. Back then I literally had but one reader other than myself, and that was of course the lovely (yet oft times critical) Mizz Allie of
Since I have a few more readers I thought I would post it again. I know, I know it’s been done before, but what the hell I came up with my own version.
Most of these are from the original post but some are brand spankin’ new. So feel free to add your own or list what some of your funnier names would be using the combinations. Happy Porn!!
Father’s First Name + Favorite Freshwater Fish: Jack Rockbass
Make of Car + County in Which You Live: Honda Clark
Favorite Obscure Prez + Your High School: Fillmore North
Favorite Grill Food + Month You Were Born: Bratwurst February
Favorite Building Material + Favorite Meteorological Event: Brick Blizzard
Middle Name + Favorite Noble Gas: Patrick Argon
Birthstone + Last Name of the First Person You Had Sex With: Amethyst Braxton
Pet’s Name + Favorite Pizza Topping: Corky Mushroom
Favorite Indian Tribe + A Mineral That is Mined: Shawnee Bauxite
Favorite Royalty Title + de, von, of, etc. + Last Thing You Ate: Baron von Soup
Least Favorite M*A*S*H Character + Favorite Internal Human Body Part: BJ Colon
Favorite Cooking Process (Past Tense) + Worst Childhood Sickness You Had: Fried Chickenpox
Ahhh wasn’t that fun!? Of course it was. Thanks for playing along and Cheers…
And Now Our Momen of Hinn:
“I’m an open book”
--Benny Hinn
11 comments:
Since my Porn Name (using the formula First Pet + Street You Grew Up On) is Keeley Big Bone Lick, I think I'll just stop there. I just can't top Keeley Big Bone Lick.
Thanks for the congrats, Matt-man!
Makes a great name for a State Park as well...
While I'm thinking that I am ultimately sticking with Opal Bailey, there is just something so inherently sexy about Steamed Lice.
lol
Yes...Opal Bailey IS a keeper...Steamed Lice?, Not so Much...However I shall never forget your name "Concrete Flood"!!
A lot of these are men's names - Rob Trout, Van Buren Hillwood, Wood Hurricane. Acura King sounds like a used car place, Shish Kabob August doesn't do much for me. Abney Xenon sounds exotic.
Sally Tomato - er, Ok. Cherokee Chalcocite, Lady of Chex, Hot Lips Spleen and, my first choice: Peridot Fox. I would have to skip the Broiled, Fried, or anything chicenpox, though.
Fun, indeed!
Oooooooo, Peridot Fox, be still my heart.
Peridot Fox is a winner!
So much better than Duke de Leftover!
I've seen another one somewhere before: your Hippy Name = your birthmonth + your favorite flower
I would be February Sunflower - want to share my bong?
Morgen- My hippy name is October Lily.
Like, groovy man! :)
Hmm, my Hippy name could double as another porn name - August Tulip.
February Geranium...I can dig it.
They're both fine with me, but it is YOU who needs to be comfortable in your own skin, or in this case name. Dont sell out to the producers, Nick, be genuine....
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