I have a very good idea who master-minded the attack. I came up with the answer after asking myself, “Who profited from such an attack?” Osama? No, all he has gotten out of the deal is a lifetime of cave dwelling. The hijackers? Helloooooo…DEAD. Oh sure maybe they got their 72 virgins, but I am certain that there is a reason that they were virgins.
Perhaps, President Bush? I don’t think so, because three of the four attacks were successful in terms of their intent. This shows proper planning and execution of the plan. This of course, is quite the opposite of this administration’s history concerning Military and Foreign policy efforts.
So, who does that leave? Who’s dried up career is resurrected every time a national tragedy occurs? Ladies and gentlemen, look no further than Branson, Missouri and you will find the culprit….
That's right, Lee Greenwood!! The man who rakes in royalties from his songs "Proud to be an American" and "God Bless the USA". I have a feeling he was also the brainchild behind the the first Iraq War. As you know, you can't go to war without a rifle, a mess-kit and Lee Greenwood. Nice try, Lee, but the Matt-Man is on to you and my next step is to call Oliver Stone.
To all of those who lost friends and family on that tragic day, "Pax Vobiscum."
And Now, Our Moment of Hinn...
A word of solace and unity from Ann Coulter:
"These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much."
--Ann Coulter (Ed. Note: Such a Ho-Bag)
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That Ann Coulter quote still never fails to make my blood boil.
And I am not surprised about Greenwood. I always suspected he was a terrorist. A rather "vocal" one, actually. har har har. ;)
Ann-thrax Coulter really needs the high hard one...but I dont think anyone would want to volunteer to give it to her.
Lee Greenwood: Country Singer or Shape-Shifter?
I think we should strap Ann Coulter to a missle and fire her off into the stratosphere --- then she'd know what it's like to be a star...
Lee Greenwood: the mastermind of 9/11. Interesting theory! I'm voting on Shapeshifter, myself -- I've worked backstage at one of his concerts, and he is NOT the "nice guy" he acts like when he's onstage.
I simply CANNOT work with that man...
Oh my! I KNEW it! You know, I saw Lee Greenwood in concert back in the 80s. It wasn't something I sought out. I think he was playing at the tiny baseball stadium in Pulaski, TN when we were visiting my grandparents. I think I got chills from "God Bless the USA," but not in a good way. Ann Coulter is a vile cunt. I never use that word, but it just fits her so well!
HAHA Too Funny....However I prefer spelling it "khunt". It just looks funnier.
Ann Coulter: "Capital K"
If I never read another word or hear her speak again, life would be good. But I know life and she will probably say something very stupid TODAY at some dumb ceremony they couldn't get anyone else to speak at.
I think we need to strap Lee Greenwood to that missile along with Ann Coulter, just to be safe.
Although, with our luck, the two of them would breed in outer space, and their children would return to invade the Earth. They would probe us with microphones, and implant microchips in our ears that played "God Bless The USA" over and over and over...
(shudder... someone hold me...)
Janna, I'm going to have nightmares now!
but please tell me WHY IN THE HELL would someone WANT a 'manflesh' autographed pic of Lee Greenwood? I mean, was he sharing some geriatric weed, or what? who thought "Lee, unbutton your shirt" was a goooood idea? ick
If I didnt delete it...I'll send you the full size version....It's a hoot !!
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