Fridays at 10 on UPN

It’s a neighborhood full of green grass and open skies. The landscaped entrance into this gated community is inviting, yet harbors dark secrets of hidden agendas and sexual desires run amok. The security is overseen by a shadowy figure known only as, “Chertoff”. One wonders what goes on behind those gates. Is Rummy having sex with Condi or does she prefer someone with more health and energy? Is Elaine Chao laboring over the decision to abort the bastard child that grows in her belly? Would the Justices of the Peace even allow it? Will the community treasurer tell Ms. Spellings that there is no money to repair the school? When Deputy Mayor Dick comes to the private cul-de-sac, will he “accidentally” shoot someone, or tell them all to, “Go F@#K Yourselves.”? Find out what really goes on behind the portal to Hysteria Lane, by watching the new smash hit, “Desperate Secretaries.” Fridays on UPN.