It’s Friday, at last. I have no idea what to write about. Well, that’s not quite true. I have plenty of things to write about; however, my thoughts are a myriad of discordant and fragmented ramblings…Too much Wild Irish Rose, perhaps? Ha Ha Ha, just kidding, the problem is probably not enough Rose, and I will begin to rectify that situation later this afternoon. I have stupid little poems and limericks in my head such as this one:There once was a preacher named Hinn
Who would do battle with Satan and Sin
He could make the lame walk
And would help the mute talk
As long as they’d cash to spend
I have always been a fan of Haiku. I think it’s because it’s fun to say, “Haiku”. It comes from Asia too, so if you’re a fan, it makes you feel worldly...or not…Speaking of Asians, I had a thought about that as well. If one disses a Chinese guy, does he become “disoriented”? Just a thought. Oh, back to the art of Haiku, here’s one over which to ruminate:
Wild Irish Rose
Legal, Liquid, Heroin
My Liver Puckers
Good News!! It has taken me six years, but I am beginning to convince my 11 year old son that George Bush is a complete asshole. I don’t know how my little acorn fell so far from the tree on that issue. I mean, if he didn’t look exactly like me, I would wonder if the seed that spawned him had been planted by Ann Coulter prior to her sex change.
More, later today, including a Moment of Hinn classic offered by Pastor Rod Parsley of the World Harvest Church…Cheers
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4 comments:
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Is Bagwine Ruminations
Don't you feel honored?
hahhahahaha
And good job on converting your son. It's hard going to school out there where 90% of the population is stroking the big elephant. Of course at your son's age, Bush Sr was president and he seemed like a nice guy at the time. *gag*
Clarification if it wasn't obvious: When I was your son's age, Bush Sr was president.
sigh.
Well thanks for the honor, and more importantly thank you for pointing out how much older I am than you..."Break the Wrist..Walk Away."
Good job on the disindoctrination! I didn't like George Sr., but that was just because of Dan Quayle. I enjoyed making fun of him in high school. I had lots of good Dan Quayle quotes on the bulletin board in my room. It started me out on a good liberal path early on. Imagine where I'd be today if Bush's VP had been smart.
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