Tuesday, September 26, 2006

I Need a Time Out

I have been tossing so many things in the air lately. I have been tweaking the logo, trying to get my store front open on the net, and trying to write a good blog entry. To hell with it!! Today I am taking a time out and doing some housecleaning. I’ll go back to being funny tomorrow, well trying to be funny anyway. For starters:

A few days ago I received an e-mail from a fellow blogger by the name of Lizza. In addition to her personal blog site, she and another person host a site dedicated to providing weight loss tips from regular folks who have been and are still on that journey.

I recently gave an update on my progress and Lizza read it and asked me to answer some questions for her readers. She has posted my responses (which are actually somewhat humorous). If you are interested in how the Matt-Man has been shedding his “ell bee esses” or if you need any tips on losing the extra tonnage, check out Lizza’s Weight Loss site, and tell her the Matt-Man sent ya.

Secondly, A shout out to my friend Allie, whose site was named Best Blog of the Day yesterday. It was a well deserved accolade. Keep the Gouda soft and I’ll bring the wine Mizz Thang. She was nominated by Mo of Blog Eat Blog World, who is a good friend to both her site and mine, so check him out.

I have bad news to impart to you all. Benny Hinn has gone on sabbatical and will be away indefinitely. He is going to travel the world to raise money…er…I mean...save souls. So, beginning tomorrow I will be ending my posts with a new feature. I will be posting the motto of each of our 50 states the way I think that they should read.

Lastly, my friends, today is indeed a glorious day. The Matt-Man is celebrating the official Grand Opening of my CafĂ© Press Store!!! If you are interested in buying things that let people know that you like gutter wine, this is THE place to go. If you are going to buy a shirt, make sure you buy two. That way, when you get wine and food stains on your shirt from partying on Saturday, you’ll have a clean one to wear to church on Sunday.

Check out the way hip merchandise at: BAGWINE STUFF

Ahhhhh, now I can relax and catch up on reading some blogs. Enjoy the day, and always, Cheers.

Matt-Man

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Hinn had a great run, but you can only flood your blog with righteousness for so long before you start to look like you're just flaunting it for show...

You might just have fun with Washington's state motto... lol I look forward to this feature!

Signed,
Allie- Future Bagwine Thong Owner

Anonymous said...

Can't wait for Michigan's either:
something along the line of "we used to be known for cars, but now the infamy of rampant unemployment is ours!"

D'oh --- no WIR bottle cozies, I see!!!

Hmmmmm.... perhaps Allie & I could get matching thongs....

Schmoop said...

For some reason I think I will be starting with Nebraska...Yeah Mo, no can or bottle cozies. What a bummer...I suspect one could manipulate the thong into a bottle cozy....Wait, that doesnt sound right...

Carmen San Diego said...

Cheers to you too my friend.
Carmen