Greetings all……So much to do, so little time. I am going to be working on my Café Press store today, thus my posting will be short, but quite revealing.
I was watching an infomercial for an 80’s music collection early Saturday morning that was hosted by Rick “Wife Beater” Springfield. It shed some light on a subject I had brought up a few posts ago concerning trying to form an accurate description of Joe Hair Care’s hair. One of the pieces of video that was shown was that of a one hit wonder from the 80’s.
I had forgotten all about this dude until I saw the video. Now Joe’s hair is much wavier and not the same color, but this is the closest I’ve seen on an actual Human Being. I give you the following:
That's right the incomparable Rick Astley whose song "Never Gonna Give You Up" rocketed up the charts in 1987. It also reminded me of the time that Hair Care made a sexual toy for use on his then girl friend. This medieval instrument was hand powered, requiring no batteries. He made it out of an old shovel handle...What a freak!! And yet he was so proud of himself.
I asked him, "You're not really going to use that are you?" He said, "Yeah, why?" "Well Joe, um, what about the splinters?", I asked. Joe responded, "Hey doofus, I'm going to sand it down, jeez." Joe sat down and proceeded to sand his woody. I am glad that no one saw.
And Now Our Moment of Hinn...
"I'm sick and tired about hearing about streets of gold [in heaven]. I don't need gold in heaven. I got to have it now."
--Benny Hinn
13 comments:
Wow... tell me he has Astley's sexy "creamy food caught in his gullet" singing voice as well...
Sorry, pal...The similarities end with at the quaff.
Ooohh, Rick Astley! Where's my woody?
Be still my heart and pass me the Rose, what's with the hot new picture!!
Ain't Laura purdy?? Her kids look just like her! :)
Has Washington State cornered the market on good looking women!?
Yeah... we're not all gorp-eating hippies with mustaches after all!
....Never Gonna Give You Up....
It's been stuck in my peabrain allll day, Matt-man!!!!
Thanks, he said sarcastically, thanks a whole effin' lot!!!
....give you up...
....oooooh, give you up....
I would feel badly for ya, but the damn thing has been in my head since Saturday morning!!
Ahh, shucks! I was just tired of the picture of myself standing by my grandmother, who is about a foot taller than I am. Of course, I photoshopped out the mustache and gorp. Don't want people to know I'm a hippie!
Never gonna give, never gonna give
Give you up!
Just when I had gottent the damn song out of my head...
You know, hair is an important element for a young man and your comments on my Gene Wilderish hair hurts me in spots too deep to mention......I'm too sexy for this BLOG!!
Good One Joe !!!
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