Joe Hair Care and His Friend "Woody"

Greetings all……So much to do, so little time. I am going to be working on my Café Press store today, thus my posting will be short, but quite revealing.

I was watching an infomercial for an 80’s music collection early Saturday morning that was hosted by Rick “Wife Beater” Springfield. It shed some light on a subject I had brought up a few posts ago concerning trying to form an accurate description of Joe Hair Care’s hair. One of the pieces of video that was shown was that of a one hit wonder from the 80’s.

I had forgotten all about this dude until I saw the video. Now Joe’s hair is much wavier and not the same color, but this is the closest I’ve seen on an actual Human Being. I give you the following:

That's right the incomparable Rick Astley whose song "Never Gonna Give You Up" rocketed up the charts in 1987. It also reminded me of the time that Hair Care made a sexual toy for use on his then girl friend. This medieval instrument was hand powered, requiring no batteries. He made it out of an old shovel handle...What a freak!! And yet he was so proud of himself.

I asked him, "You're not really going to use that are you?" He said, "Yeah, why?" "Well Joe, um, what about the splinters?", I asked. Joe responded, "Hey doofus, I'm going to sand it down, jeez." Joe sat down and proceeded to sand his woody. I am glad that no one saw.

And Now Our Moment of Hinn...

"I'm sick and tired about hearing about streets of gold [in heaven]. I don't need gold in heaven. I got to have it now."

--Benny Hinn