Thursday, October 05, 2006

War and Pedophilia Take a Holiday

Oh the headlines these days, floundering and bloody nation building in Iraq, jobs being shipped over seas, and a member of congress trying to filibuster 16 year old boys, just to name a few. How I long for the simpler times of my youth, the halcyon days two decades removed from my existence. Oh how I miss the 80’s.

The 80’s provided us with MTV, big hair, and of course, two scintillating seasons of “Greatest American Hero” starring the incomparable William Katt, who later went on to give the “Psychic’s Friends Network” star power and added credibility.

The decade started out with my introduction into High School and served up a smorgasbord of new outlooks, feelings, and adventures. The 80’s were host to my deflowering. It was a special and tender moment. My girlfriend, Sherri, and I explored the beauty and pleasure of each other’s body and soul, as we humped like rabid bandicoots while listening to “The Cars” sing “You’re All I’ve Got Tonight”. Ah, the passion of youth.

Yes indeed, times were simpler, alcohol and smokes were cheaper, and my only big concern was that the U.S. Constitution would be changed, allowing Ronnie Raygun to run for a third term. I guess I could have handled that anyway, because Wild Irish Rose was only a $1.89 a fifth back then. At that price, it would have been easy to stay drunk for four more years.

Twenty years ago was a time to float down the Mad River on an inner-tube swilling some Gobel’s just as my friend Schmoop (notice the big hair) is doing in the picture. I didn’t know her back then, but I wished I had, because her breasts look so much perkier!! But then again, back then I had hair, good teeth, and the ability to get it up despite drinking all day. Where have you gone Matt-Dimaggio!?

I know, I know, I sound like any other generation when I say, “When I was young, we didn’t have these problems…” and of course each generation is wrong, myself included. In the 80’s, we were propping up Banana Fascists, trading arms for hostages, and supplying Iraq with chemical weapons, so we had plenty of things to be depressed about. I guess I can’t do anything about what has transpired so when I do look back; I dwell on the things that brought me joy.

And when you’re having a bad day, or the news is bumming you out, I hope you take the time to do the same.


Cheers…

And Now Our Moment of Motto….

Arkansas: “A Good Place to be From”

8 comments:

Mo and The Purries said...

A good place to be from.

Reminds me of the joke from Designing Women =

Charlene: Where y'all from?
Snooty Lady: Where we come from, people do not end their sentence with a preposition.
Charlene: Okay... where y'all from, BITCH?!?

Schmoop said...

Ha!! Very Good

Unknown said...

Oh man.. My recollection of the 80s is pretty vague right up until 87 or so. I remember more of it through my older brother's eyes, who also lived that decade to its fullest. So when the 90s rolled around, things seemed relatively stable. The world seemed quiet, the internet was just coming to life, and there was plenty in my neighborhood to keep me busy. Like boys. LOL

I fear that if things continue the way they have lately, the generation of our kids will be the first one to probably look back and say that they truly DID have it worse than their parents- and actually be right about it.

Schmoop said...

I couldnt agree with you more Allie...

Anonymous said...

Your comments carry weight in a society of misfit toys.....then again, your CB handle was "Puck" the wood nimph

Schmoop said...

Gimme my props...Puck was KING of the Wood Nymphs....How's those red, white, and blue plaid pants workin' out for ya!?

Schmoop said...

Actually Puck was King of the Wood Fairies....

Lizza said...

Ahhh, the 1980's. A part of my heart is still there...