It’s Monday and I survived the weekend with no injuries or hangovers. And folks, it is going to hit 54 degrees today, so I am one happy camper. So happy in fact, that we at Bagwine Ruminations are giving away some top notch merchandise, such as that pair of Bagwine Boxers that you see.
Through the generosity of Haircare Joe, we will be showering some lucky readers with great gifts with shipping included. How are we going to determine who gets what? Well, I guess you will have to come back to find out. One note, due to the cost of shipping, these items can only be shipped within the 48 contiguous states of the USA. Sorry folks. I will see you all later today…Cheers!!
Ladies, don’t miss your chance to get into Matt-Man’s boxers…
Through the generosity of Haircare Joe, we will be showering some lucky readers with great gifts with shipping included. How are we going to determine who gets what? Well, I guess you will have to come back to find out. One note, due to the cost of shipping, these items can only be shipped within the 48 contiguous states of the USA. Sorry folks. I will see you all later today…Cheers!!
Ladies, don’t miss your chance to get into Matt-Man’s boxers…
25 comments:
What about a contest for funniest short story? I obviously will not win.
Joe you would win if it was for the funniest non-fiction autobiography.
That is okay I still have a NYC mailing address.
If I touch your monkey everyday, can I get a pair????
Peace
Ahhh a "To be continued" post~ chit... will have to check back after work.
**Cheese stands in line for MattM's shorts**
I've been wanting to get into your shorts...now's my chance!!
Hark at Aisby!ha ha ha...
I am sure you fill your boxers very nicely....how kind to give a pair away..I do hope they will be unused..or maybe a pair of 'used by Matt-man' boxers will have more appeal for the ladies?
Adav remains in the hunt!!
Odat: If you continue to touch my monkey everyday, I'll give ya a pair of something alright!!
Sorry Cheesy. By the way, your thighs and my boxers appear to be a good fit.
Aisby: You have no idea how long I have been waitin gto hear that from you...Go Dawgs!!
Wendz: Trust me they will be unused, I think that that would be best. However, in addition to the logo, I wiould be happy to autograph them!!
Well pah! anyway as I don't qualify...*grumbles and mumbles*
I find it quite arousing that you are grumbling about being ineligible for my boxers. I actually checked, and it would cost me $97.00 (US) to ship them to France, and $112.00 (US) to the Phillipines...
I think Wendz should remain in the hunt. If she wins I will pick up the shorts in NY and send them from the UK, which won't cost much at all.
That is so very nice of you adav. It's so...American. ; )
What can I say, everyone wants in on those shorts.
Look, if I can't get a pair with a patented Matt-Man skid mark, then I'm not gonna play.
;)
54 today?? Freakin awesome! It's so great to be in Ohio right now!
Ummmm... Matt-man, I thought YOU were the one who wanted snow...
54° ain't gonna get ya snow...
and I find it very humourous that your international fans are chomping at the bit to get into your shorts, my friend!
:)
Why just the ladies?
GROWWWWWLLLLLLL ;)
Steve~
Oh can you imagine Steve in Matt-mans shorts....I'd love to read the post after that experience.
And bloody hell...$97??? WTF! Are they insane? Is the entire world going mad? Geez.
Grum-fricking-ble. $112 to ship a pair of Matt-man's boxers to my part of the world?!? That's ludicrous. Pull some Department of State strings or whatever, will you, and get them here by diplomatic pouch or something. And add a bottle of WIR while you're at it. ;-)
Only because they dont know what lurks there adav.
Allie: That was disgusting yet disturbingly accurate. Welcome To Ohio, you.
Mo: I love snow not cold. Chomping at the bit eh? hehehe
Steve: You vixen you.
Wendz: Steve conjuring up the image was bad enough, please let's not re-visit it. Yeah shipping is outrageous. Bastards!!
Lizza: I will put them on, fly to Manila, and meet you with a bottle of Rose and the boxers. However, it's up to you to take them off of me. Cheers...
I think a round trip ticket to London is like $99 from NYC for New Years
Cheaper than shipping the shorts.
Matt-man you can wear them and deliver them in person for what the US Post Orifice wants to charge ya!
ho ho ho
mo
Mo: I could start a non-profit organization promoting world peace. I'll call it the "Boxer Rebellion".
Ha!
That's actually very clever & funny, there Matt-man!
I'm suitably impressed.
mo
Ha...Why thank ya Mr. Mo. The small cinnaberry candles are almost gone. Good Stuff!!
Witty AND wise...boxer rebellion, haha. The history teacher is impressed.
Why thanks Aisby. I am a bit of a history nut.
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