The Gouda bets that if Matt were here...

He would wish you a Merry Christmas and then talk about how there is something furry and raised growing on his ballsack.

But since The Gouda is here, she will just wish you a Merry Christmas and let you know that she will be filling in for Matt-Man over the next few days, spinning some of Bagwine's Greatest Hits. Nevermind that she kind of feels like Regis Philbin filling in for Dick Clark on New Year's Eve. She's determined to make the best of it!