Bellies, Beavers, and Bond

I guess my mind is wandering today. I can’t seem to focus on any one thing, so how about a little potpourri? One of my brothers gave me two cans of SPAM for Christmas along with the newest compilation of “The Onion”. After eating the SPAM I can sit in the bathroom and read it…Brilliant!! I got quite a bit of nice stuff but the best present I received this Christmas was the limited edition “American Idol” exercise machine that helps you flatten your stomach. It’s called the “Paula Ab-Doer”.

I anagrammed George W. Bush’s name and found out some things that make a lot of sense. For instance, we all know that he is full of himself but this confirms it, consider the following anagram of his name: Bush Ego Grew. Some people think that this whole Iraq War crap was in part a result of PNAC and the Jewish Lobby. It may be true if you look at this anagram: Hebrew Gog Us…Coincidence? You decide. Of course, in order to finance the war we have to kowtow to China and that is easily summed up by the following: Beg Owe Shrug. Where does this leave the American people? Simple: Beg Swore Ugh!!

PETA is holding a demonstration today in Cincinnati. A few women are going to be rallying around their animal rights cause completely nekkid. Doesn’t that mean that these animal lovers are actually exploiting beavers? Seriously ladies, if you want to go commando, go attack a meat packing plant. Better yet, attack a meat packing plant naked. We could film the action as an Italian Western movie and title it “The Food, The Mad, and the Jugglies.” Or we could do a Russ Meyer kinda thing at a chicken farm and call it “Faster Peta-Chick Kill Kill”. Box Office gold, baby.

Well, before I go, I would like to give a shout out to Bond “Big Leather Couch” Bond. Make sure you check his site out HERE. You can thank me later. To all of you Ruminators enjoy the day, and Cheers…