Good Morning All…Did everyone watch the Pretzeldunce last night? I sure did, but I didn’t really listen. As he began to speak my eyes just sorta glazed over and my thoughts meandered elsewhere. I did come up with an idea as I pondered aimlessly. As I get older sometimes it’s not as easy to get the old tally-whacker moving. It may be too late for me, but I am going to work on something for future generations of males.We have banks to hold our money. We have banks that safeguard our blood supply. We of course have banks that house frozen little spermies!! All of these institutions are great, but I want to create something really useful. Ladies and Gentlemen I offer you this idea: The Erection Bank…
Just think about it. How many unused erections does the average male between 13 and 25 years of age have? Thousands, that’s how many. If we could somehow store them for later use, we could make a lot of aging men, such as myself, and ladies very very happy!! I can see it now. It’s Friday afternoon and a 56 year old husband gets a call from his wife…“Hi honey, I’m feeling very horny. On your way home from work could you stop by the bank and pick up some extra erections?” If I were the guy I would say, “Hell yes baby, I’ll leave early, make a big withdraw, and meet you as soon as I can so I can make some big deposits…Boo Yah!!”
Maybe my idea is just a pipe dream, but if I can help a generation of older men get their rocks off (Ed. Note: Consider Revising Wording), I’ll be a happy man. Watch out Cialis and Viagra, Matt-Man has your number.
I’ll be back later today with…well…something that will hopefully inspire you or at least make you chuckle. Cheers!!
17 comments:
May I transfer funds? Please send me the acct#!!
BBL to read your words of witty wisdom.. have a faboo day!
PS.. You need to come up with a business name for that... I'll ponder that one today lol...
I know I do Cheesy, I 'll work on it as well. Have a wunnerful day yourself.
You are too damn much, Matty me boy. You have waaaaaay too much time on your hands (and have not had enough sex) if you came up with this one.
BTW, did I mention that I take Viagro for my disease? I always have a supply...
Sorry - Viagra -- trying to type as I'm headed out the door!
I used 2 years of erections while in a doctor's office awaiting my physical for the Army. I was drunk and enlisted but had buyer's remorse. Spanking my willy in the lobby got me off!! No pun...
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Songbird I have got way too much on my hands but it isnt time. So you take Viagra....Interesting.
Not bad Joey boy, and Mr. President that was a hoot.
Remember that time you passed out with a boner protruding from your shorts? How funny was that the girls down the hall made paper horseshoes and made "ringers" on your dinker.
Y'know Haircare, if I wasnt such a proponent of Free Speech...You would be banned. I think it ill behooves you to post such smut.
I'm trying to figure out what these deposits would look like?
For every deposit, instead of chicken scratches, do the stamp little erect penises?
No it's a stamp of a little red dog bone.
breathes deep and thanks the erection gods I don't need no stinkin bank yet...
might be that the last 10 years i wasn't using it so i am really only 42 in terms of erectional functionality
I had trouble with blogger all day so I couldn't read you this am...
But I'm here now...
And this bank would be needed why????
Afterall us gurls have these hmm, things that run on batteries....so...I don't get it.
hehe
P.S. Mom-dat thanks you!!! ;-)
I am glad to hear that you are ahead of the curve Bond!!
Yeah odat, blogger has been running like crap the last couple of days. Maybe I could wire myself up to run on batteries.
Oh, the logistics of this plan. But it's the thought that counts! :-D
True enough...I am truly selfless. ; )
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