I am a freaking genius. I have Dave buzz my head on Sunday and this morning the wind chill is -2 F. I am the master of timing. One consolation, the fact that I walk around in sub zero weather makes me look manly, even though in actuality, the cold sends my Johnson into hibernation and shrivels my boys to the size of an anorexic dust mite. But I will carry on.In a mere eight days I will be turning 42. I was trying to think of the one birthday in my past that was the most exciting, the most disgusting, or the flat out funniest. I couldn’t really think of just one. But through the years I have had some good laughs on my birthday. Later today I will let you in on some of my past B-Day frivolity. Until then, Cheers!!
7 comments:
when your birthday hits treat yourself to a strip club I did last month and they put a chair up on stage and every girl that work there gave me a lap dance what a good way to start the year!
If I were to do that I would be arrested for lack of control...You my good man evidently have more self-control than I!!
I've had great birthday celebrations, but most of them involved several days, not just the one day.
If you ever come down here to visit me, I'll be sure to help you LIVE IT UP!
I thank ya Songbird, and you are correct, Birthdays are best spread out over a week or so.
"the size of an anorexic dust mite"
oh, the metaphors you come up with, Matty!
Cold and snow here today.
A lot of snow.
I stayed home.
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass brassier.
Why are witch's tit's always known to be cold?
LOL I like the idea of spreading mine out over a month--Birthday celebrations that is ;-}
Ha...Bada Bing!!
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