Kim Stagliano has tagged me to write down six weird things about myself. Those of you who are regular readers of mine know that for me to come up with one weird thing about myself is a task in itself let alone six!! But let me give it a whirl…m’kay?1. When I was younger and much more limber, I would bite my toenails…
2. On occasion I make mustard sandwiches. Just slop some yellow mustard between two pieces of bread. YUM-OH!!
3. When I still had my house, I would wear dress shoes and shorts when I shoveled snow off of the driveway, just to make the neighbors and passers-by think I was nuts.
4. I eat my meals one item at a time. For instance, if I have chicken, mashed potatoes, and green beans, I will eat all of the green beans, and then the potatoes, and finally the chicken.
5. I have frequent premonitions and am considered by some to be a bit psychic and/or a witch.
6. I rarely wear socks and if I could, I would wear a skirt instead of pants…just let my boys roam free.
Well, there you have it…six things that may be considered weird by some. If you get a chance hop on over to Kim’s Site, and check her out. As soon as the forecast for our Wintry Armageddon is updated I’ll pass it on. May God have mercy on our “non-driving in the snow” souls. Cheers!!
29 comments:
Mustard and bread...
Nope...that's pretty weird.
And kinda gross. ;)
Steve~
You just dont understand haute' cuisine Mr. Novak...
If you like freedom, then stop wearing them undies of yours. I have a friend in SA married to another mad American, oddly enough - from Idaho - who does that - it fascinates me..I can't keep my eyes off his crotch.
LOL...I dont wear them everyday Wendz. So keep that in mind when you read my posts!!
Won't go near #1.
#2 - that's so Midwestern! A lot of my Hoosier friends do this; my son prefers ketchup sandwiches.
#3 - I'm not surprised at this. I would have LOVED to be one of your neighbors; you have been great photograph material!
#4 - here again we are similar. Got the "4" leg thing going, and now this. Freaky.
#5 - ditto
#6 - hmmmm....
I love mustard sandwiches,
I hate free ballin. My boys tend to start knocking together like those metal balls on strings clack clack clack OUCH!
I used to eat mayonnaise sandwiches as a child. The funny thing is, Natalie has just started asking for them, with absolutely no cue from her Midwestern-bred mamma. Strange.
Hey -- you should consider wearing a kilt.
Damn Songbird, if we have anymore stuff in common, we should get together and take over the world.
Hi Hammer, you're a good mustard eating man. Sorry about the painful click-clacking.
Good woman, love da mayo. As far as a kilt, I am just not a plaid kinda guy. Plus I would want something a bit more sheer ; )
Ewwww...toenails? Mustard sandwhiches? BARF....
And you think that you have to prove to your neighbors that you're weird?
JUST KIDDING!
You know, either way, I think men in skirts is kinda hot. I don't know why though... lol
Also, speaking of mustard, I'd love to see a yellow hued background at this page, you know, to remind me of springtime. Something BRIGHT.
You owe me. ;)
I am totally down with mustard sandwiches. I love that stuff.
But I draw the line at the biing of toenails...cause...really...no reason needed here.
-N
"When I still had my house, I would wear dress shoes and shorts when I shoveled snow off of the driveway, just to make the neighbors and passers-by think I was nuts.
Umm like the neighbors needed help in knowing that????
Jillie, my neighbors were really slow on the uptake. I felt the need to help them out.
Allie how about I wear a bright yellow skirt instead!!
Thats funny Nat, I have come across so many people who feel the same about Mustard Sandwiches. And the tend to agree with you on the toenail thing as well.
Hey Mr. Bond, why do you have to be so hurtful towards me? ; )
Oh yes, do check me out! I don't get much of that anymore having hit that not quite 35 anymore! :)
I was the only kid in grade school who got jimmies and butter sandwiches. Jimmies are chocolate "shots" or "Sprinkles" for those of you outside New England. And my Dad was a dentist! LOL!
Great one!
Mustard and bread... perfect for me. Maybe I´d add a bit of cheese!
Why only decorate a bratwurst with mustard - LOL
Sanni: All of this talk that you do about bratwurst is really making me hot!!
Kim: Not quite 35!? Ha, I just turned 42!! Thanks for the tag and Cheers!!
Um Matt... there's a very simple test to see if you're a witch...
Let me ask you...
Do you weigh the same as a duck?
Please don't turn me into a newt.
Matt Man I said NOT QUITE 35, which can mean EITHER SIDE of that number YOUNG man, get it? :) There is a teensy photo of me on Huffington Post. I don't look at day over 38. At least in a 1 square inch photo! :)
OK we used to fix "mock hamburgers" that just had mustard and ketchup!
I can SO relate.
I try to limit my sock wearing to winter only--hate socks
My sister used to bite her toenails--ah sweet nostalgia
Your neighbors were "slow" to figure you out? How short was their bus?
And--Steve--Mustard is gross?!?
Go for the kilt Matty---make it short and weat a white button down shirt tied at the waist and ..oh wait..that was..um...never mind
I think I'd like to try a mustard sandwich. Like Allie, I used to have mayo sandwiches when I was a kid. I also had Ovaltine sandwiches. :-D
I hope you write about your premonitions! That would be so interesting--in a creepy sort of way--but still interesting!
I like mustard and bread!
Okay - gotta hear more about these "premonitions." Know who will win the Democratic primary? When are our boys coming home? And who-the-hell killed Anna Nicole? Who is her baby's daddy?
Okay. I'll stop now.
Matt, I was a toenail biter, too! You know, I just checked, and I can still do it, if I'm not wearing socks. I don't CHOOSE to bite my toenails anymore, though.
I liked sugar and butter sandwiches. YUMMO.
As Allie said, skirted men are hot.
Since you haven't posted today, I'm hoping you're not flu-filled with Schmoop, or snowed-in without power. Hope you've got enough mustard to make it through!
Where´s my daily dose of bratwurst?!
I'm so glad you're in touch with your feminine side
I'm thinking Matty-boy musta gotten slammed by the blizzard and never made it to work today.
Come back, Matt, come back! We miss you!!!!!
Matt?! Where are you?!! We're going through withdrawal around here!
I was weirded out by the ad. I pulled up your site, left, and came back, and was wondering what that was on my screen. Is that Alan Thicke's son? Either way, he's pretty hot. Not as hot as the guy on my site today.
My mother used to love ketchup sandwiches when she was a kid. Blecch. :) Not sure mustard would be any better, but hey.
I promise one of these days I will try loosemeat sandwiches.
I LOVE the idea of shoveling snow while wearing shorts and dress shoes. Just to make the neighbors wonder! Genius! I love doing stuff just to make people wonder what the hell I'm thinking. :)
So do you have any premonitions about whether or not I'll be married before I turn 40????
That's right. Let the boys roam free. Underwear, Schmunderwear. Just remember to take pictures and post them for us.
Hellllllooooo Matt did you get buried under a snow drift? my Internet was out for a day by the snow but looks like it spanked you! talk to you soon I hope,
Roger
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