Thursday, February 15, 2007

Matt-Man: Out of the Drifts

Nine inches of snow
A quarter inch of ice
It’s 2 below zero
Isn’t that nice?


We had such a lovely winter storm the past couple of days. Oh sure, this isn’t much for some of you who live in the Northeast and elsewhere, but around here it’s a big deal. Everyone freaks out and raids the grocery stores for milk, bread, and of course Wild Irish Rose. Okay, maybe the Rose is just me.

All of the schools were closed Tuesday and Wednesday and that is why I wasn’t here. You see I am in charge of discipline at an All-Girls college. Really? No, not really, but man that would be cool. It would be a spank fest 24/7 like it is now. Only I would be spanking nubile female bottoms instead of spanking my yank. I may look into that.

I appreciate all of the comments on my last post. That was nice of all of you. I was going to give all of you a special Valentine’s gift, but since the day has passed I’ll wait ‘til next year. Anyway, I don’t if it’s even possible to pass my herpes onto you through a blog. But I guess it’s the thought that counts.

Well folks, this is probably my only post for today because I have many things to catch up on. I’ve got to go to the bank, the grocery (need more Bud Light and Rose), and respond to a plethora of deliciously pornographic e-mails and proposals. Life is hard. But tomorrow is Friday and you know what that means. Rest assured, I will post a wonderful Stream of Consciousness for you. I’ll be lurking around today so drop me a line if you’d like.


Until then, cheers, and I’ll see you tomorrow for Streaming Fridays…

17 comments:

Cheesy said...

Would you mind picking up some 1/2 n 1/2 for me while you are out and about?... Glad to see you are still amomg the half~living!

Schmoop said...

Not a problem Cheesy. I'll bring the cream to you as soon as I can.

Desert Songbird said...

Missed you, darlin'! So glad you weren't frozen over and beyond revival.

Looking forward to your stream on Friday. Be careful out there on your errands.

Mwah!

Lizza said...

You receive pornographic emails and proposals? LOL. Get as much beer and WIR as you can--makes reading and responding to them a lot more fun.

Cheers!

Kim Rossi Stagliano said...

Spank fest? Did you really say "spank fest?" So, what after you kissed the boo boo you could say "all better?" ;)

Schmoop said...

Why thanks Songbird. I will be verwy verwy careful...

Yes Lizza and it only costs me $9.95 month ; )~ Actually it's the power of Bagwine that draws lovely ladies to me.

Ha good one Kim. I thought that spank fest sounded better than spunk fest.

jillie said...

I'm thinking more like a spank "feast" for you Matt...

Don't work too hard and enjoy those emails...booooya!

RW said...

Its good to know that your still alive! but that's nothing back when I was a kid......when I walk barefooted to school uphill both ways in the snow storm...haha my grandfather impersonation!

Good to have you back Matt-Man take it easy on the roads!

y.Wendy.y said...

Hello. That's all. Just hello. Oh - glad you're back.

Odat said...

Geeze, no Valentine presents????
Fine...The monkey suffers!!!
Peace

Janna said...

I'm glad you're back. :)

Unknown said...

Aaaaah! So glad you are back - and you are safe and sound.

Is Herpes hazardous to Bratwursts? Can Bratwursts be infected, too?

Liz Hill said...

MMMAAAATTTTTYYYYY

"spank fest" LOLOL I immediately thought of Coupling (British version) and Steve's "Lesbian Spank Inferno" porno

Ooooo I am with Lizza --beer, WIR and plethora. Now there's a good word on the tongue

Smooch!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

No snow here, but I can use some beer...

And will you share some of those indecent email proposals?

Schmoop said...

Jillie: Spank-Feast is much better!! Boo Yah right back at ya.

Roger: Oh I know the horrors of long ago. I had to till the fields and chop all of the wood as well.

Wendz: Hello to you too!!

Odat: Please dont take it on my monkey. It wasnt his fault.

Thanks Janna. Its good to be back.

Sanni: The Bratwurst is immune to almost everything. Cheers.

TB: PLETHORA PLETHORA...Did that make you hot!?

Bond: The beer's on me but you'll have to find your own porn mister!!

Mo and The Purries said...

I was snowed in for 2 days at home, my car in a drift as tall as the hood of my car.
Now I'm back, tryin' to catch up.

Schmoop said...

I feel your pain!!