Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Don Imus and Dick Cheney: Operation Redemption

I am so excited for the Rutgers Women’s Basketball team. They have agreed to meet with Don Imus and hear him out…no that’s not the exciting part. The exciting part is that they are meeting Imus at an “undisclosed location”. Which means that they not only get to meet the I-Man but Dick Cheney as well!! What a story they’ll have for their grandkids.

I can hear Cheney now. “Imus you big pussy, enough with your tears of contrition, be a man, you effeminate son of a bitch.” “And you, you basketball dribbling whiners. If you want to know what hurt is, I would be more than happy to ship your asses off to Baghdad. What did you say? You better watch it. I’m Dick Cheney bitch!!”

Oh how I do love a happy ending. I’ll be back later today with something of which I have no idea. I do have a question however. My computer keeps hanging up when I try to open certain blogs such as Sanni’s, Nat’s, and Tiggerlane’s. Is it most likely due to a crappy ISP? If you know what it might be, please let me know.

Until later today…
Cheers!!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh please tell me they're going to shoot video of this "meeting"

Schmoop said...

Ha...It would be an instant classic Worm. Thanks for the shout out by the way. Cheers!!

Deb said...

You have a way with words! I love it!!!

Well, my thoughts on that I already wrote about in your post yesterday and in my post for today.

Sharpton- a hypocrite so-called Christian racist.

Imus- a pure shock jock that loves controversy.

Rutgers women- Intelligent and accomplished women who need to develop a thicker skin.

Nuff' said.

Schmoop said...

Ha...Thanks Deb. I read your post and agreed 100% soo I didnt have anything to add. And you have summed it up perfectly again on your comment. Cheers!!

Liz Hill said...

ARGH --MY EYES MY EYES--- Must you inflict that torture on us? ;-p

Natalia said...

Is Cheney bringing a gun? Is he shooting people? It would be nice to know.

I am so over the whole thing. When they stop using those words in rap music and movies, then we can talk.

-N

Schmoop said...

TB: Cheney is just a big old Teddy Bear, mainly because much like a Teddy Bear he has no heart.

Nat: It is not in Cheney's nature to provide advanced warnings as to his shooting!! Cheers...

Desert Songbird said...

I'm with TB - waaaaaay too early in the morning to be greeted by that ugly mug.

Excuse me while I choke on my own vomit...

Schmoop said...

Sorry Songbird...If I was able to put up some type of warning I would have. But remember, that which doesnt kill us only makes us stronger...Indy is getting closer!!

Odat said...

I can' wait.......(yawn).
Peace

Schmoop said...

Odat you really need to take more interest in these events of national importance!! Shame...

Mimi Lenox said...

Funny stuff! The story is interesting and bizarre (the real one, not yours)

Have a great day.

Schmoop said...

HA....Thanks Mimi. Have a great one yourself, and Cheers!!

Unknown said...

Aaaaaah - I´m right here... in your comment section. What a feeling! WOW... Sorry for my disappearance - due to the sucking internet connection I´ve read you in my feedreader - and kept you in my heart of course. Hope the prob will be fixed soon!

*SMOOCH*

Ste Sanni of the Bratwurst

Schmoop said...

I wish you were in my face section Sanni!! purrrrrrr Cheers!!