Thursday, May 24, 2007

Poor Inky...He Hasn't A Clue


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38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! Ha! I get it!!

Schmoop said...

Is Inky my alter-ego!!?

Odat said...

hmmmm....did you forget something on Inky?????
Peace

Schmoop said...

When Lola mentioned a swimming pool it shrunk Odat. Cheers!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I have heard of shrinkage... but that is rEdiculous!

Schmoop said...

That's about the size of it V-Man. Cheers!!

Deb said...

Maybe he's a transexual? There I go again! bwaha!

Schmoop said...

Dont tell that Mark dude who comments on your site Deb. Poor Inky would be on the fast track to hell. Cheers!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

The size of it... OH I get it bwahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

Lola needs someone to redo her hair...

Schmoop said...

Who cares about her minimilist do, when she has such a great rack!?

Desert Songbird said...

There is no way that rack is real. They can't be that large and stand up that proudly if they are real. Not possible.

But then again, men don't care about real or not, do they?

Poor Inky. Doesn't get it, and probably never will.

Just like you, Matty...

Bwahahahahaha!

Schmoop said...

Oh they're real Songbird, Lola is a grain fed Ohio chick. But you're right even if they were fake so be it. What are you implying by the way? That I am a big dumb jackass? Oh how I hate your accurate intuition. Cheers!!

Cheesy said...

Poor Inky.. that damned turtle effect will get you every time...

btw.. RE: poll... I thought you were a thigh man??

Angell said...

LMAO - no comment....except another winner Matt-man.

Schmoop said...

Tragic indeed Cheesy...Thighs are a part of the leg, no? And yours are Colby-licious.

Ha, thanks Angell. The funny (or incredibly sad) thing is that this cartoon was drawn from personal experience. Cheers!!

y.Wendy.y said...

You drew that? Nice handwriting Matt! Shame though if that was you in real life...;..lost opportunities etc etc etc

Marilyn said...

I'm thinking you've answered your own poll here. When you drew Lola you showed us where your interest is.

Schmoop said...

Thanks Wendz. I get alot of compliments on my hand writing especially since I am left-handed. Yes, many years ago a lovely lady asked me to take a midnight swim with her and I actually said that. WTF was I thinking...Oh I know, I WASNT!!

Marilyn, I was wondering if someone would pick up on that. Very good insight. Cheers!! Oh by the way,I amnot a shallow person or anything. ; )

Mo and The Purries said...

Such a talented artist!
Lola should be getting a call from Hugh Heffner any day now!

Sorry about the shrinkage issue, there Matt-man, er, I mean Inky!

Schmoop said...

Ha...Yes it's Inky's problem not mine Mo, really. You believe me dont you? Dont you? Say you do...

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

At least George Costanza had shrinkage AFTER going in the pool Matt, ummm Inky I mean...

But YOU have it just thinking about going near the water...

Schmoop said...

Y'know Bond, do you come here because you like my posts or are you just some Memphis-Based sadist who enjoys abusing me? ; ) I oughta....

Lisa Ryan said...

that Lola, she's a hottie alright! (and no one's looking at her hair.) Inky needs to wake up (in more ways than one). Happy Thursday!

Schmoop said...

Poor Inky Lisa, I think maybe he was just caught off guard. I'll talk to him. Cheers!!

Liz Hill said...

Awww come on Matty--we know Inky can't really be a self portrait--he's got hair;-p

Schmoop said...

Y'know TB, sometimes I think that you and Bond are brother and sister because the abuse the two of you give me is so consistent and so well timed. But I do know one thing, you wanna rub my bald head....Dontcha? ; )

Cinnamon Girl said...

Lola has hair? I was transfixed by the headlights :P

Schmoop said...

So was I starrlight, the hair was an after thought!!

Unknown said...

The coloring of this picture indicates that it might have been drawn on skin.

I want an Inky and Lola tattoo!!

Schmoop said...

Say the word and I'll ink you up Allie!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Can't it be both... I like your posts AND I am a Memphis-based sadist who enjoys abusing you..? I prefer DOM to sadist btw...and until you get back to Smooching me I will continue the abuse...

Man I think we could wreck havoc if ever together in real life Matt

Schmoop said...

Oh there would be bail money set aside should you and I ever get together for a night on the town...Cheers Vin!!

Desert Songbird said...

I'd pay top dollar to spend a night on the town with you and Vinny; hell, I'd pay top dollar just to WATCH it!

Someone call Sheriff Joe and have him clear out Tent City; Matt and Vinny are coming to town!

(If you don't get the reference, Google Sheriff Joe Arpaio - he's our Sheriff...)

Anonymous said...

Um, I HOPE inky is not your alter ego, don't look like he has much to NEED them thar swimming trunks, as compared to the gals ta tas!

Cheesy said...

I just had a thought.. I know sad but true... As far as Lola's hair... Where the hell is Haircare Joe when you need him?

Schmoop said...

Songbird, I know who the great Joe Arpaio is, and frankly I love bologna sandwiches so I wouldnt mind the stay. Cheers!!

Inky isnt drawn exactly to scale Kim. Cheers!!

So true Cheesy. I'll give our boy a call to help sass her up. Cheers.

Lee Ann aka Dixie said...

Oh puhleaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeee.... like Inky really needs swimming trunks.... buwhahahahahahahahahahaha

Schmoop said...

You are sovery hurtful Dixie. ; ) Cheers!!