Thursday, June 07, 2007

Bush, Putin, and Checking Out of the Hilton

Well, President Bush has been touring Europe and so far so good. He hasn't groped German Chancellor Angela Merkel and he hasn't looked into anyone's soul. I do find it funny that he is about to have a private meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin at the same time that the U.S. Senate will be holding nomination hearings for a War CZAR!! Bush is the king of the subtle diplomatic F-U.

Relations have been strained bewteen the two since the call for a missile defense system to be built in Europe by the west. Putin thinks this an act of aggression towards Mother Russia. I think Vladimir needs to relax. This is not an act of aggression; the defense system is merely another unbid piece of cake for Halliburton. Lighten up V-Man.


While this is a very important meeting I think it won't be covered as it should be, because as I type this I just saw a bulletin on TV saying that Paris Hilton has been released from jail....no, I'm not kidding...So, I must be off because world peace is important, but I need the 411 on the release of the yeast. Until later my friends, Cheers!!

16 comments:

Cheesy said...

"release of the yeast"

LMAO!

Schmoop said...

HA, I do it all for you Cheesy!! Cheers...

Odat said...

Vlad (that's what I call him) will calm down as soon as he's in the presence of the great Gearge!!!

Now hurry and get that scoop on Paris (NOT)

Peace

Natalia said...

It is a mockery of our country.

That goes both for Bush and Paris.

-N

Marilyn said...

Admitedly, I don't have TV so I don't even know what she looks like, but who would name thier kid after a city if they already had a hotel for a last name. It's like her parents knew everybody would be checking into the Paris Hilton and then right back out as soon as possible.

Liz Hill said...

Damn--Cheesy already said it!!!

Ewww what's that smell?

The Boy said...

Ahh, dear Dubba, he does try though!

Please say it ain't so about Paris? Is there no justice in the world?

Schmoop said...

It's the stank of injustice TB...

Yeah boy it is true...Another fine example of "those who got's, gets". Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

They let that hooker out already?! Too bad, she could have used the entire time. For detox if nothing else.

Merritt Fields said...

Hmm, which news is more important, Paris or W? The IQs are about the same.

Anonymous said...

Hey the prez needs action too.

Badway

Durward Discussion said...

Give the talking heads a break. If they had to cover the G 8 it might require a whole new staff with something more than a second grade education and reading level.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I am thrilled Paris has been released...How could they keep such a wonderfully important person in jail like that?
Don't they know that thousands, no hundreds of thousands of young men and women look up to her as a icon to what can happen to you if you just try real hard in life and mommy and daddy have more money then most African nations...?

George who? Vlad who? Are they in some band? On some sitcom? Why are they important?

What about Lindsey Lohan???? Now she is important...

Schmoop said...

Starrlight: Where does her detox emissions go? That's the scary thing!!

Aisby: You are absolutely correct and it is soooo good to see you back!!

Nick: Everytime the Prez gets some action we end up paying for it!!

Jamie: You're right. And it would devastate the majority of Americans if they didnt get their Paris update. Cheers!!

Bond: You are soooo right and sooo very American. God Bless You.

Allie: You're just jealous that you dont have as many as STDs as hre.

Cinnamon Girl said...

OMG I read that before I had coffee. NOT a good thing to ponder uncaffienated =(

Schmoop said...

My apologies Starrlight...Cheers!!