This is what I see while I'm watching TV...
This is what I see when I take a leak...
This is what I see when I am having my morning constitutional...
This is what I see when I am having a good night's sleep...
This is what I see when I have passed out from too much Wild Irish Rose...
I hope these perspectives lead to a better understanding about me for you, my loyal readers, Cheers!!
35 comments:
AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Dammit Matty must you post that thing without warning!!!;-)
Smooch
TB: How do you think I feel when that image of Dead-Eye Dick pops into my mind at 3 in the morning!!?
LOL...Love the Onion!!!
(the bowl i could do without, but I love the color!)
Peace
The Onion is great!! Nothing like having a calming pastel blue toilet bowl to help work things out. Cheers!!
Cheney looks like he is staring and about to salivate over Jessica Alba.
It's disturbing.
-N
LMAO @ toes at the bowl... but cripes Matt~~ Have a heart.. I'm feeling pukish enough WITHOUT the Dickhead pic....
That may be true Nat, but not becuase he wants to have sex with her. He wants to cook her and eat her!!
Cheesy: I am sorry that you feel bad but I'm glad that you a good trip. And thanks for picking up on the toes. Feel better soon Cheesy One!!
Damn Matt - if that's what u see when ur sleeping, why ever wake up?
I wouldn't.
SMOOCHES babe.
Angell: You have made the best point of the day so far. Unless of course you're talking about Cheney. Cheers!!
ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!! Go to bagwine.blogspot.com/ for disturbing pictures!
Oh...you're here already? Ummm Sorry 'bout your luck.
**runs off into the wild blue yonder in search of Trav's woobie**
You are just so freakin mean and rotten.... now I have to have that picture in my head too?????
Angell: Those last two pictures give a new meaning to Beauty and the Beast. Cheers!! Enjoy the "woobie".
Bond: Misery loves company. Did you dress up for your buddy Andy?
I usually see Cheney when I have my morning constitutional, typically when I look into the bowl.
Cheney looks like he's constipated ... *giggles*
I am with Allie.
And jeez Matt, I have been fighting a migraine since yesterday and the drugs were not enough to keep that picture from scaring the morning constitutional outta me =(
I need more codeine........
As if we needed it, this explains soooooooo much about you...
I dunno what's scarier, the evil android who is second in command of our country, or the fact that aqua-colored toilet bowls were once in fashion....
Allie: You know that your comment has been recorded by the Ministry of Homeland Scurity and you are now on their "Watch List". Cheers Sexy...
Dixie: He is constantly constipated, that's why he is such an angry man.!!
Starrlight: Hey if I have to live with image of Dick-Head Cheney so should you...But I am sorry.
Songbird: What? So I dream of Jessica Alba, what would you think if I dreamed of Ethel Merman?
Mo: It's an apartment I can only urinate into the bowl that I am dealt. I'll give your show a shout out tomorrow my friend. Cheers!!
Now I have to go look at picture two because you posted picture five..... shame on you
Life is not always pretty Jamie. If you need a warm 7-Up to soothe your stomach, let me know.
I am still waiting for YOU to dress up Matt-man
I see the backs of my eye lids or else cracks....lol!!
cheers to ya Matt ;o)
Bond: You are such a pervert...or a fashion designer.
Starrlight: Cracks of what...or who...?
*LOL* Thanks for dropping by my Manic Monday post earlier!
Good to see things from a man's perspective every now and again. I still don't get it...
heh heh heh
Fortunately, I have the power to scroll up from scary to sexy.
CrazY; I am a man (inspite of what others may say) and I still dont get it either. Cheers!!
Trav: A good mouse is good to have. Cheers!!
I feel so enlightened now!
Is it wrong that I envy the color of your toilet?
The cracks in my head....I'm checking for leakage
Janna, envy all you want, and if you really want it I will ship it to you. Cheers!!
Jillie: But your head is so pretty please dont let it leak.
'splain somesing to me, Matty. How do you (and other guys) keep all of these generic blondes straight? To me, they all look alike.
Songbird: You are an Anti-Blondite!!
lets see, I would swear off drinking all together if that was my final vision.
But, Songbird, Jessica is NOT GENERIC :)
Eeak! That's almost enough to make me stop drinking.
Pssst...Rachel Ray is coming out with a new book in November.
Damn straight Sparky...Jessica is faaaaar from generic. Cheers!!
Raven: It is a scary sight. Cant wait for the new book to come out it will be helpful in firing up the grill.!!
Well.... the toilet looks clean.
I'm wishing I still didn't know what Cheney looked like. The more I hear about that man the more convinced I am that Bush is his evil little puppet,
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