Thursday, June 28, 2007

Red, White, and Ewwwww!!


Click on image to enlarge...If you dare!!
CHEERS!!

34 comments:

Liz Hill said...

Don't dare a hoochie.

Poor Inky--he's gone from no privates to something akin to a long pencil with a fat eraser with no nads. Oh wait---at least the no nads part is consistent.

And EEEWWWW---first it's the poop show and now this. You have GOT to get out of the house. You are going way too deep with this 'self examination' thing ;-)

(nice 'stars' effect though)

Smooch

Schmoop said...

Dont be so coy TB, I am sure that you feel his pain!! ; ) Cheers!!

Julie said...

Will it be red,white and BANG for Lola on the 4th?

Angell said...

Matt-man, you need some serious therapy....

And what the heck are you doing up so early??? LOL.

Marilyn said...

Another inspiring work of art.

Get Inky to a doctor or something.

Merritt Fields said...

Matt, are you trying to tell us something?

Schmoop said...

Julie: One can only hope but I dont see Inky gettin' lucky anytime soon.

Angell: I am up by 6 everyday. And the only therapy is medical grade peyote. Cheers!!

Marilyn: Coming from an artist such as yourself I appreciate that. I thought maybe Inky just needs a good dose of Linseed Oil!!

Aisby; Yes...I am EXPLOSIVE!! Cheers...

Lee Ann aka Dixie said...

So you're the one who tore up Bond's couch????

Seriously, get out of the house!!!

Have a great 4th.

Deb said...

Ooooooooooooweeee!

The Boy said...

Well, your readership did ask for more, I don't know what all the complaints are about.

Cinnamon Girl said...

Wow Matt, Inky is rather...prolific!

Schmoop said...

Dixie: You too Dixie, enjoy the pool sex!!

Deb: Man, when YOU type that it, turns me on baby!!

Boy: You are so incredibly pragamatic. Enjoy your time off, the new job, and Cheers my friend.

Starrlight: It's only because I bought a new marker!! Cheers...

Desert Songbird said...

Uh...hmm...er....ahem....

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

see you are copywriting them now.... keeping them safe...

have fun

Odat said...

Well that's not what I wanted when I said anotomically correct!!!!!
Peace

Natalia said...

Anatomically correct Inky makes Natalia happy. And this could be a way to teach kiddies about STDs. You are a brilliant man.

-N

Schmoop said...

Songbird: What? Did Lola not have enough make-up on?

Bond: Of all of the 400 plus posts I have made, I can see somebody stealing Inky and Lola!!

Odat: One word, 'liar"...Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Nat: What I like about you most is, that while most of my readers are concerned about themselves, you are concerned about our children. Cheers!!

Unknown said...

Wow! Inky has the clap! Who'da thunk it?

Schmoop said...

Allie: Shocking isnt it!!? Poor fella.

Cinnamon Girl said...

I live in fear of you getting a Sharpie ;)

Schmoop said...

You just said the wrong thing Starrlight. Walgreen's is but a block away!!

Cheesy said...

Im with Bond.. loved the Trademark!

This post reminded me.. I need to go get some punks....

Schmoop said...

Thanks Cheesy, and you just made me "hot" by knowing what a punk is. Always amazing me dear ; ) Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

That looks painful- Does it burn?
Gotta be careful with those fireworks!

Angell said...

Medical grade???? Care to share? Cuz ask anyone - I NEED therapy....

*pulls out the bong*

Ready for a session?

Natalia said...

But I said "makes Natalia happy" first! I AM SELFISH! Not to be confused with shellfish.

-N

Schmoop said...

Metalmom: You're damn right it burns. It's like having a perpetual Roman Candle!!

Angell: Medical grade or not, step up to the bong my friend. Cheers!!

Nat: Whatever it takes to put a smile on your face, I, and Inky, are there. Cheers!!

Sparky Duck said...

Im sure Inky caught it from a public restroom. Or at least thats his story

Schmoop said...

Sparky: And I am sure that just like me, that was your story as well....Cheers and I will link you silly ass soon.

jillie said...

Do you make a loud banging noise when that happens or does it fizzle?

lol!!!


cheers to ya Matt ;o)

Schmoop said...

No baby it Bangs!!

Travis Cody said...

All the best comments have been said! And Inky has a good grip on himself.

Schmoop said...

Yes he does, Trav. He is very protective of it.