Hey Guys!! Here in Bagwine, Ohio we take our testosterone seriously. Having a little trouble with your bouncy boys? Not enough umph in your pumph!? Or maybe your nutsack is more like a Hacky Sack....Stop by the Peanut Shoppe on East Main Street here in Bagwine, Ohio. They'll put the "GO" back into your Gonads!!
If a tune-up isn't enough due to complete emascualtion by your spouse or girlfriend, no worries. Just down the street from the Peanut Shoppe, is our local CVS pharmacy. Our friendly pharmacist will fix you up with a brand new pair of cajones. Mention that Matt-Man sent you and Suzy the Sales Clerk will take you to the back room to make sure they are working as well as they should.
The NFL season starts in earnest today, so this is the perfect time for you guys to supercharge your manliness. Oh sure Viagra may treat the symptoms, but if you want a full recovery, grow, or rather, buy some balls gentlemen.
Enjoy the 2007-2008 NFL Kickoff and Cheers!!
P.S. Isn't truth funnier than photoshop!!?
14 comments:
LOLOLOL
"roasted daily"--Are they talking about yours Matty? ;-)
If you call in tonight we can talk about it LOL
So much cheaper than Viagra.
Vegging out to NFL today - yeehaw! Loved that Michigan game yesterday, and today's Broncos/Bills game is getting pretty exciting.
Thanks for the tip. But my boys are doing ok for now.
Whassup with those Browns today?
Cheers!
Oh go buy Inky some!!!
Peace
Yeah, if inky had some, then she wouldn't have had to get artificially instickanized!
Who Dey, baby, WHO DEY!!!
:)
Love me some salty nutz!
**rolls eyes and realizes she miss reading Matt-mania**
hahahhahahah
forced to watch the Raiders today with the future SIL...sigh....
Somewhere in Utah there is a muffler shop with a sign outside that reads
"No Muff Too Tough"
And I am only biting if they are chocolate AND salty ;)
Truth gets the biggest laughs going mate. Always...
You know who loves nuts don't you...
SQUIRRELS!
*giggles*
Roasting nuts....
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