I Thank You

First of all, I want to thank all of you for your comments and e-mails following yesterday’s post. I have a lot of friends, especially my Schmoopie, but it’s nice to know that you folks, my readers, give a damn about me. I want to especially thank Metalmom, who if you look at one of the last comments yesterday, cared enough to show me her tits. You guys are great, and so are her tits.

Your outpouring of kindness reminds me of the time when my dad passed away. I worked for SEIU, and I represented nurses, psych assistants, and social workers who worked within the State prison system. My dad had received many arrays of flowers.

One of these floral presentations stood out. It was a beautiful array of flowers that had a card that said, “With Deepest Regrets, from the Ladies at the Ohio Reformatory for Women.” Most of the elderly Catholic grievers were having a great time whispering about why my dad was receiving flowers from female convicts.

What they did not realize, and I enjoying my chuckles, refused to tell them, was that these flowers had been sent by the workers that I represented there, and NOT the convicts. The results of assuming can be so damn funny. HA…My dad, the King of Criminal Conjugal Visits!! Who Knew!!?

Secondly, you are soon to have new pictures of the Matt-Man. Schmoop is going to take a myriad pictures of me which evoke every emotion possible over the next few days. I am sure that the pictures of me will be funny, cute, disturbing, and even surreal. I hope that you will enjoy them, especially the one that will show the look of horror on my face when I see myself naked in the mirror. I just give and give.

Other than that, I am just trying to recuperate from the let down of yesterday. I have to go over to little man’s house tonight and I hope I come out alive. Going over there makes me think of the quote, “That which doesn’t kill us, only makes us stronger.” I however, think of my own quote upon seeing Ryno‘s mother, “Keep your body between her and the door and keep your hand over your nuts.”

Tomorrow I will be posting on a Christmas subject. With all of these Chinese made toys being recalled, I have Christmas present ideas for those that are close to you. I hope you join me back here tomorrow, and I will stopping by soon.

Cheers!!