Another Sunday and another gorgeous day in Bagwine, Ohio. It's October 21st and the temp will be kissing the 80 Degree mark...unbelievable.I really have nothing of any significance to say today. Of course to which many of you would respond, "Why should today be any different Matt-Man."
To those of you who are thinking that, I will merely turn the other cheek...That way you won't be able to see or hear me mumur a prayer for your swift demise.
I am going to go see my son shortly, so let me dallie no lo longer and get directly to our petitions...Let Us Pray.
Lord, my son, is charming, handsome, and turning 13 on Wednesday, please help him to refrain from having any thoughts of engaging in sex until he turns 25...Lord, Hear Our Prayer.
Lord, speak a word of wisdom to David Copperfield and let him know that he doesn't have to date supermodels or rape women in order to hide the fact that he is really gay. Lord, Hear Our Prayer.
Lord, please help those who have been affected by tornadoes this week and ease the drought that is not only taking place in the Southeast U.S., but the one that is taking place in my sex life as well. Lord, Hear Our Prayer.
Amen, and Amen.
Enjoy your Sunday, and I hope that all of your prayers come true.
Cheers!!
13 comments:
"...Wait for sex until 25"
LOLOLOL!!!!
Wait... what am I laughing at?? I've got a 16 yo girl who has a boyfriend!!
LORD HEAR OUR PRAYER!!!!! PLEASE!!!!
Metalmom: Reality delivers some brutal punchlines doesnt it? Boo Yah and Cheers!!
I have a nice military school in the north of Indiana all picked out for the Bonnie Lass should she go astray. Could double as a convent. Little Man knows he's also a candidate for the "seminary" should he step out of line.
As to your sexual drought, I have no response to that.
Lord, hear your prayers!
Amen to all that!
Peace
I don't usually pray but I will indeed repeat yours a few times.
LOL
Everytime the DH starts bitching about his kids I remind him that at least he's NOT a grandfather yet. That settles him right down;-)
As as to your sere sex life I just remind you sometimes you have to prime the pump.
Oh
and David Copperfield called for you.
Well not at 13...but hopefully your son will at least think about it sometime before 25... you would make an interesting grampa....smile.
It is a lovely day here as well...
LOL...keep hoping on that first one, Matt. Mine turns 13 6 weeks from today and I will be hoping right along with you on that one. I'd also like to add a plea to the Baby Jesus that she earns a diploma and obtains a job that pays her bills. I figured why not shoot the wad with the jesus favors!
"Peace be with you, neighbor. -Oh, sorry just don't shake my hand ok? Most guys don't wash their hands after they pee. Amen."
Hey Matt are you watching to much South Park lol
Yo everyone...I appreciate the comments. I am glad to see that a diverse group of people can come together on issues such as teen sex, my future success as a granfather, and avoiding shaking hands with someone who has pee stained hands.
Amen and Cheers!!
So... you're hoping for a flood of your own and a drought for the little man? Mother Nature is soo cruel that way.
I hope God heard that.
Did you remember the wine and crackers too? That always helps.
I've heard.
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