Is Emily Post-Menopausal?

I hope you play along because it’s time for another installment of “The Name Game”. If you are unfamiliar with this game, let me explain…

Take a person’s name and try to make a statement or question with it. You can of course, add words prior to or after the name, but if you are a purist you will not add words within the name.

Here is an example: “Where did Henry Cabot Lodge?” This example begs the answer, “At the Oliver Wendell Holmes.” Get it? To boil it down to the basics, “Did Bob Hope?” So let’s see if I can think of some that I haven’t done before…

Did Gerald Ford the river? Why did Brad Pitt? Did Christian Bale hay? Those were nice simple warm-up names. Let’s see if I can actually think of something funny now…

Did Chiang Kai-Shek his coat at the door? Does Bill O’Reilly three bucks for a blow job? Is Rudy Giuliani a self-absorbed asshole? Okay the answer is yes, but I guess that doesn’t fit the rules. Did Mao Tse-Tung his communist concubine? Was Ted Danson in the ballroom?

Hmmmm…Why was George Patton a soldier on the face? Did Donald Trump his partner? Man, this gets harder every time I try this!! Was Wes Craven a Hot Dog? No, he wanted a Big Mac Davis. Why was Ellen Burstyn? Because someone stuck her with a Sean Penn!!

Okay, okay I am straying from the original guidelines just a bit. Did Regis Philbin with his manliness? And did Kelly Ripa a big smelly one? That would make a good episode for those two. I am grasping at straws now. Did Joan of Arc when they burned her? That would have worked better if the Electric Chair had been around back then.

Okay I am growing weary of my infantile attempts to be funny. I’ll see you tomorrow for Stream of Consciousness Friday. Until then, did Shelly Long to be on Cheers!!?