Thursday, November 08, 2007

Pat Robertson and Rudy Giuliani: A Love Story By Matt-Man

It's nice to know that with Robertson's endorsement, Giuliani has all but locked up the crazy vote...You Go Rudy!!

"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians."

-- Pat Robertson, fundraising letter, 1992

41 comments:

Anndi said...

Great! now I'm addicted to your tuneage.. I need an intervention!

That smooch was oddly entertaining...

Schmoop said...

HA...Dont worry Anndi, I'm addicted to making them, but it will pass in a couple of days. Cheers!!

PS...I got hot acting out that kiss!!

Anndi said...

You're sick... but in the best possible way!

Anndi said...

Teach Vince how to upload (that sounds bad... ) so we can be entertained by his gravy making (that sounds worse...).

Anndi said...

I almost forgot.. squirrels and clowns! (Hey, Peace day is over.. back to our regularly scheduled programming!)

Schmoop said...

Anndi: Ha!! And you call ME sick. You shoud start a pornographic culinary magazine. First Article...Vinny: Over Easy and Makin' Gravy.

Schmoop said...

Anndi: Pure Evil...

Anndi said...

:)

none said...

Fantastic!

RW said...

And you tell me to increase my circle of friends by watching my video lol!

The Boy said...

I really... I mean really... didn't need that picture lodged in my brain today. *Shudder*

Robertson really said that, didn't he? Blimey. Just how fucked up do you need to be in your head to say something like that?

Schmoop said...

Hammer: In a word, "Thank You"...Okay two words but you get my drift. Cheers!!

Roger: Y'know? You do have a good point. Cheers!!

Boy: Yes he said that and bite your tongue. Robertson is an example of what makes America great. At least in comedy circles. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

Uh, should we leave you and Anndi alone today?

Okay, so this is what I interrupted yesterday when I called, huh?

Wow.

I'll try to call more often...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

Ummm....eww!!!! Man-kissin'!!!!

Liz Hill said...

So he's not down with the girl on girl action but he kisses a guy --hmmmmm makes sense now;-)

Odat said...

Those two are soooo two-dimensional!!!
Peace

RW said...

Hey nice to see ya posting this early in morning lately that time change was good for all of us!! Have a great day Matt!

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Genius cannot be interrupted. Cheers!!

Metalmom: Kissin' Pat is like kissin' Christ. Cheers!!

TB: He must have been jilted by a girl while growing up. Cheers!!

Odat: The video proves that their subsatnce and character are paper thin.

Roger: I starting posting early just for you Roger...No, really. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

when I saw this endorsement yesterday….I just KNEW you would post on it. (well either that or the date-rape-drug coated toys from China)

Pat Robinson is without a doubt whacked. Most of the hateful garbage that spews from his mouth is about as far from Christian beliefs as I have ever heard.

But what the e-ph is the Council for American Islamic Relations doing telling presidential candidates what support they can have???

(hang on a second while I breath into the paper bag)

The Christian Coalition has chosen to support a twice (thrice?) divorced, Pro-Choice guy. All kidding aside…I’m willing to bet this will significantly impact the upcoming caucuses and primaries…big time.

Now I’m wondering happens when you cross global warming and hell freezing over.

(wooden clothes pins…cool)

Schmoop said...

Kat: Great comment...Yeah this endorsement proves that politics strange bedfellows. As far as CAIR, they have far too many whack jobs running it for my taste...

I am a little bit disturbed because it appears that you have the ability to get inside my head. You predicted today's post and tomorrow I will be touching upon the Chinese Date Rape Toy!!

Here, have another bag. Cheers!!

Lee Ann aka Dixie said...

I can't see the picture from my work computer... but from the comments I don't think I really want to.. ;-)

SMOOCHES~

Schmoop said...

Dixie: You're one of the fortunate ones. Hope you are feeling better. Cheers!!

Marilyn said...

I should really go work... but I'll set the video to loading first.

I just have to say that I don't mind lesbian witchcraft but I'd refuse to divorce my husband just because he thinks I should.

Lisa Ryan said...

LOL! oh it is so good to be back and reading your blog. thanks for the laughs. nice voice, btw. do you sing to Schmoop? ;-)

Schmoop said...

Marilyn: Follow Pat Robertson's advice and you are following the road to redemption. Cheers!!

Lisa: It's great to have you back. It must have been really rough down in sunny Meh-hee-co. There's a couple of other songs on posts below for your listening enjoyment.

As far as singing to Schmoop she would prefer that I didnt breathe let alone sing. Cheers!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

OK, if you are going to get into this video thing, it will force me to have to stop here after work each day...they block those things here...

OH and Anndi... I know how to upload, thanks...it was a formatting issue....all fixed now ty ty tyvm

Schmoop said...

Bond: My fixation will probably only last a few more days. And then you can go back to experiencing the entire post from your cube. Cheers!! Now go upload something would ya?

Sparky Duck said...

Matt Man, not enough lisp with Rudy, beyond that brillant! Did I mention 9/11 had gatorade all over my pc screen.

Schmoop said...

Sparky: LOL..It's funny you mention that. The first couple of times I recorded it, I used a lisp, but I kept making myself laugh so I had to stop. I am so effin infantile. Sorry 'bout your screen. Cheers!!

RW said...

I knew you did that for me! love you to baby lol!

Oswegan said...

Wow,

Who is that vocalist you hired for the video?

He's awesome.

~Oswegan

Schmoop said...

Oswegan: I dont know his name but he does love Loosemeat Sandwiches. Cheers!!

Travis Cody said...

I didn't know about that quote. Geez. Do people actually listen to that spew?

Schmoop said...

Travis: Blasphemer!!

Cheesy said...

Cripes! You can't make this shit up... life if stranger than fiction dear....

Janna said...

Heh. :)
Let's just give Pat a good old fashioned lobotomy and get it over with.

Unknown said...

I though Rudy was smarter than to court Pat’s bizarre faction.

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Yes it is...Which makes it all that funnier. Cheers!!

Janna: From the things that Pat says it seems as though he has already had one. Cheers!!

Nick: Rudy? Smart? Maybe in Bernie Kerik's eyes. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

how about those two guys as part of the threesome you mention in your next post?

maybe the third participant could be a porcupine :-)

Schmoop said...

Nurse: I wouldnt put the porcupine through the misery. Cheers!!

Julie said...

So I leave the country and you start singing?