GOP Presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee is running a Christmas political ad that talks about "what really matters" at this time of the year. Do not believe him; he is a lying panderer. Why do I say this? Watch his ad...
Now, if you want to know what REALLY matters, please watch my campaign ad. Thank You.
Paid for by the Committee to Elect Matt-Man, Bitch.
Cheers!!
29 comments:
How dare Mike Huckabee spew his dilutions of Christmas! He is clearly in bed with the right wing fundamentalists!
Piece on Earth Matt-Man!
That was a very touching ad. Almost brought a tear to my eye. ;-)
Well, I've changed MY vote.
Can I be the "Monica Lewinski" of your administration? I'm very, very good at what I do.
Well, I have to admit that yours is closer then the first. Very well done and thanks for the laughs. Bwahahahahah. You even got my husband to laugh. That's not easy either. Have a great day. :)
Dana: He is misguided. Thanks for your piece offering. Cheers!!
Jay: I am just a big softie. Cheers!!
108: Sure, but keep in mind that I will have many interns. I like to spread the wealth. Cheers!!
Sandee: I am glad I could conquer your husband's funny bone. Okay that didn't sound right, but you know what I mean. Cheers!!
Wonderful ad. I'd watch it over and over whether you approved it or not!
You got my vote!
Can I have a position on your cabinet?
laughing laughing laughing...
I'd vote for you..bitch that I am.
Metal: I thank you for your support. Cheers!!
Travis: I knew that I could coun ton you. Cheers!!
Kat: You can have any, and I mean any, position that you want to be in. Cheers!!
Well, I have a new candidate to back, writing you in when I vote...your ad was the first truthful political ad I've ever seen!
Sassy: Why thanks...vote early, vote often. Cheers!!
I'm going to just put this simply:
I. Fucking. Love. You.
That was CLASSIC!!
Sorry I keep missing your calls. I'm always coming or going these days. Ugh!!
I love it...you got my vote!
Allie: I am overwhelmed by your love and your hotness. Keep on coming and going and maybe someday we will come together. Cheers!!
Matty: God Bless You, I knew I could count on the support of my Canadian readers. Cheers!!
LOL @ the botulism comment.... AMEN!
Makes note to come back and watch both later when i can see them...and Chief Of My Staff is the role I want in your admin
Lois: Thanks and the best thing is that I just had to say it, I didn't have to spell it. Cheers!!
Bond: That may be the one position that I will be unable to get anyone to take.
BTW, did you see that cool Blog Rush Link on my sidebar? You ought to sign up. ; ) Cheers!!
You shouldn't tease Katherine like that, you know. She really thinks she can beat me out in a competition for you. *grin, wink*
Oh, and stop tormenting Vinny. You know he has those friends Guido and What's-His-Name.
And vote for you? Hell, I'd marry you! Well, except for the smoking thing...
Songbird: Have you ever seen a pic of Kat rolling out cookie dough? Hot!!
I would quit smoking and marry ya, but my love for tar and carbon monoxide far outweighs that of any woman. Cheers!!
You are so my hero! You have my vote!
OK I watched and I have to say FUCK YOU Dick Huc-a-loogy...you ass
Now as far as the position in your cabinet that is MY staff not yours you knucklehead and the other guy's name is BRUNO Songbird...do NOT forget it...
Thank you Matt-Man, I needed that!
For me, Christmas is about meeting 5 co-workers after work to enjoy pizza and beer. The 2 weeks of vacation that follow that, ain't bad either!
Can I come and work for you???? I'll make sure to keep you an honest politician....lol!!!! I'll bring the bloody mary's.
You got my vote!!!!
Raven: Being a fellow Buckeye you amke me proud. Cheers!!
Bond: Huc-a-loogy? I'm writin that one down. Cheers Vin.
Al: That is the best Christmas plan I have heard this year. Have fun. Cheers!!
Jillie: You had me Bloody Marys. Hop on board. Cheers!!
Odat: I'm feelin' the bitch love. Cheers!!
I pencil ya in the ballot bich lol!
Leighann: I'm glad that I could make you hot. Purrrrrr. Cheers!!
Candidate Matt-Man:
Sir:
If you are elected, will you join me in proposing a gift-less Christmas?
Nick: In a heartbeat. Cheers Nick!!
OMG Matt Man, that's too darn funny! I want a pitcher of Bloody Mary's...pass the "free stuff"!!!
Good one.
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