Short post this morning, but BIG news this morning kiddies. I have been hired by the Mike Huckabee campaign to be the Huckster’s official troubadour. Huckabee is a big time bass player and knows his music.
Huckabee heard the songs of hope and inspiration I had written about him and now he wants me to be his traveling
I am honored indeed. (Not only by the Huckster's job offer, but by today's review in the right sidebar courtesy of one of the greatest men of the 20th Century. Life is GOOD!!)
Huckabee took time off from campaigning in Michigan for tomorrow’s primary and stopped by the Bagwine digs last night. Roger of Idaho Daily Photo captured the picture of me serenading him with my newest yet unreleased Huck Hit…Arkansas Preacher Man.
I think Huck looks pretty damn impressed!! Color me madly in love and ready to barnstorm the country spreading the Gospel of Huck.
One other note before I go to do some more Huckawork, Holy Order of Bagwine member, Penelope Anne of Café at the End of the Universe has entered a poetry contest and needs your vote. Show her some lovin’ and take a second to click on the link below and vote for Penelope.
Thanks guys. Hopefully I will be back with a more substantial but not nearly as exciting post later today. Until then, have a good Monday.
Cheers!!
46 comments:
"The biggest show in town is Huckleberry Hound. For all you guys and gals.
The biggest clown in town is Huckleberry Hound. With all his cartoon pals.
Its Huckleberry fun, its for everyone, so come on, gather round
Get yourself all set, turn on your TV set for Huckleberry Hound.
That oh, so merry, Chuckleberry, Huckleberry Hound."
If you start singing "Oh My Darlin' Clementine" we will begin the exorcism....
Bond: The yoke of Hucky's power of salvation shall never be removed from my neck or my soul. Cheers!!
Hey you guys was lit up! when I took the photo. That Huckabee sure can drink! I remmeber at one point Huck said "cmon drink one more" & I was like "No no I can't feel my liver" and he was like" ya big pussy" I still had just enough of a steady hand to shoot that photo before I blacked out!
Roger: Ha very good...Sorry about me and Huck shaving your testicles after you passed out. It was all in good Evangelical fun. Cheers Roger!!
Well shaved testis's is in the Bible ya know...Oh wait is that penis skinning...ya thats it. Cheers!!
Roger: Blasphemer!!
Why wouldn't Huck be impressed with you. I think he's damn lucky to have you on his campaign! Needless to say, he's going to need a lot more luck to win I think.
Raven: Huck has me AND The Almighty on his side; how could he lose? Cheers!!
Huckabee needs all the help he can get ;)
Cheers!
Hammer: He has an Ace in the Hole. If the campaign starts to slow he will threaten to call in the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse. Cheers!!
Leighann: I'm Huck's MAN-na from Heaven. Cheers!!
More substantial but not nearly as exciting? You've got me all aflutter with anticipation for what I might find here when I get home from work.
Well, not really...but it sounded good anyway.
Cheers and have a great day!
Travis: Cheers to you, but don't hold your sarcastic breath.
You Hucka-whore....
Cheesy: Ha...yet another word to add to the lexicon of Huck. Cheers!!
I clicked on that link four times, looking for the aforementioned photo, but to no avail.
I'm to tired and bitchy to keep looking, so...
Whatever.
Enjoy your sellout, you slut.
Songbird: It's the picture that is in the post. Snap out of it. Cheers!!
Hucka-whore
BAHAHAHAHA!
That just made my day!
God speed my friend! Nothing like a bass playing Christian to perk ya up! :D
You're way too elite though in my opinion.
Having you as his media relations person? Who is he hiring as his debate coach, Foster Brooks?
Well now that I have said that I bet your website gets more hits than his... Oh BTW how do you get along with Chuck Norris ??
You and the Huckster make quite the couple.
I knew it was only a matter of time before the Huckster himself was introduced to your talents. You'll wow them in the tent revivals on the campaign trail this summer!
Mondays are a bitch for me, and you KNOW why.
I get it now, I get it now.
Slut.
108: Nothing like sex and salvation at the same time. Cheers!!
Jay: I am looking forward to passing the hat and giving him a post sermon massage. Cheers!!
Penelope: You are quite welcome, and come as close to me as you'd like. Cheers!!
Songbird: Slut!!? God I love you. Cheers!!
Don't be ashamed and cross out jester as a career...I looked into it; it's a prestigious and demanding career field that goes back centuries. Of course in the old days you could lose your head for straying to the too offensive side of the fence but I don't think there are a lot of beheadings in the industry these days.
VE: Ha...Thanks for the advice. However, if I do end up getting beheaded, I'm coming after you. Well, I guess I couldn't, but I'll have someone do it for me mister. Cheers!!
Leighann: I LOVE whores!! It's the only avenue available to me to get my freak on. Cheers!!
This looks like the kind of ad you would find on tv at midnight...lol!!!
I'll be sure to stop by Penelope and give her a vote.
BTW...GO PACKERS!!!! Woooohooooo!!!!
;o)
Maybe you can write a song for ME...hahahahahahaha!
Jillie: I am actually glad to see the Packers hanging in there, and glad to see those Cowboys gone.
I'll write a song about you but first I must get nekkid with you. I like to know EXACTLY what I am writing about. Cheers!!
so you carried his jock strap?
Lisa: I carry more than his jock strap baby. I carry his God-Given staff of redemption. Cheers!!
I have been lurking for a while, but "God-given staff of redemption" brought me out of the shadows. That made my week and it's only Monday.
More substance later? No freakin' way!
BOYCOTT MATT-ABEE UNTIL HE WAKES FROM THE IMMORAL DREAM HE IS LIVING!!!
BOYCOTT MATT-ABEE UNTIL HE WAKES FROM THE IMMORAL DREAM HE IS LIVING!!!
BOYCOTT MATT-ABEE UNTIL HE WAKES FROM THE IMMORAL DREAM HE IS LIVING!!!
BOYCOTT MATT-ABEE UNTIL HE WAKES FROM THE IMMORAL DREAM HE IS LIVING!!!
Dogmatist: Well, thaks for stopping by. I promise to get funnier as the week goes on. Cheers!!
Julie: Way!! Cheers!!
Bond: To boycott me is to boycott your own salvation, as well as crucifying the little baby Jeebus all over again. Cheers!!
Penelope is a much better candidate...
or is that what you meant?
I voted for her anyway!
Real: Penelope is a lovely candidate. Cheers!!
I didn't even read this post because I secretly want a pair of those Bagwine thongs for me self. Do you think they will make my ass look big?
I have suspected that Huckabee is tone deaf.
Nick: Ha...Very Good sir. Cheers!!
Huckabee is on his way out...
Have a good week.
SMOOCHES~
I've decided to submit a new campaign slogan for ole' Mike-a-baby,
"What the fuck, just vote Huck!"
I'm sure it'll be a big hit with the conservatives.
Dixie: Bite your tongue. Cheers!!
Jeff: Maybe if it involves young boys. Cheers Jeff!!
Fantastic post, Matt-man. I can't understand why they are poking at each other...well, I can understand but really none of it is true and aren't people sick and tired of this. Don't they want to hear Hillary's and Obama's take on issues?
You'll like my MLK Jr. WW post.
Teach: It's more a case of the media doing the poking. Cheers, and I'll be by!!
geez....I've missed SO much
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